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Yo Paco, I'm hurtin' bad

Yo Paco, I'm hurtin' bad. Hook me up with some spark. - Five bucks.- Five bucks? You know...

Futurama • S07E09 • 1999

Yo Paco, I'm hurtin' bad. Hook me up with some spark. - Five bucks.- Five bucks? You know I spent all mymoney on gambling lessons. How am I supposed to get $5? Hello, handsome. Might I procure your services? Uh... what do I have to do? Oh, nothing sordid,I assure you! Simply vomit on me,ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant. Save it for the boudoir!

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Yo Paco I'm hurtin' bad

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Hook me up with some spark

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Five bucks Five bucks

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You know I spent all my money on gambling lessons

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How am I supposed to get 5

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Hello handsome

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Might I procure your services

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Uh what do I have to do

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Oh nothing sordid I assure you

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Simply vomit on me ever so gently

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while I humiliate a pheasant

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Save it for the boudoir

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Yo Paco j'ai super mal

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Remonte moi avec du spark

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Cinq balles Cinq balles

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Tu sais que j'ai gaspillé tout mon argent dans les leçons de jeux d'argent

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Comment est ce que je pourrais avoir 5

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Salut mon beau

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Pourrai je obtenir vos services

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Euh que dois je faire

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Oh rien de sordide je vous l'assure

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Vomissez simplement sur moi tout doucement

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pendant que j'humilie un faisan

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Gardez ça pour le boudoir

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Barney weißt du was Wenn du ekelig wirst gucken wir es nicht okay

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Ja Komm schon Barney Es ist bloß eine süße kleine Geschichte über

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Worum genau geht es

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Um zwei gewöhnliche kanadische Teenager die Weltraumverbrechen mit Mathe lösen

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Das klingt lächerlich Dann verklag mich

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Wie die Produzenten von Milky Way Mathletes es versucht haben

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1 000 000 Kilometer von der Erde entfernt

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Klasse wie wir mit schriftlicher Division diesen Weltraumdieb gefasst haben was

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マニキュア塗ったのにな

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しまった指が折れた

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こいつの首なら

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ネクタイが何本も必要だな

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立ち入りすぎ

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エラフロサウルスにネクタイは買えないよ

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エリ染み関連の話題はマズかった

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ロボットの化石だ

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それはベッドのバネだ

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Йоу Пако мне совсем хреново

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Дай дунуть искорки

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Пять баксов Пять баксов

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Ты же знаешь я спустил все деньги на уроки игры на бирже

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Как же мне достать 5 баксов

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Здравствуй красавчик

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Могу ли я посводничать с твоими услугами

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Э что мне надо сделать

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О уверяю тебя ничего грязного

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Всего лишь нежно блюй на меня

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пока я не закончу унижать фазана

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Прибереги для будуара

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Eh Paco me duele mucho

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Dame algo de esa chispa

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Cinco pavos Cinco pavos

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Sabes que me gasté todo mi dinero en lecciones de juegos de azar

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Cómo voy a conseguir 5 dólares

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Hola hermoso

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Puedo solicitarte tus servicios

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Qué tengo que hacer

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Oh nada sórdido te lo aseguro

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Simplemente vomita sobre mí muy suavemente

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mientras yo abuso de un faisán

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Guárdatelo para el dormitorio

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Yo Paco I'm hurtin' bad Hook me up with some spark

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Five bucks

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Five bucks You know I spent all my money on gambling lessons

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How am I supposed to get five bucks

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Hello handsome Might I procure your services

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Uh what do I have to do

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Oh nothing sordid I assure you

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Simply vomit on me ever so gently while I humiliate a pheasant

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RETCHES

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Save it for the boudoir

Available in 7 languages

Duration

31 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:39

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

7

Episode

9

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.