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You are one narrow-minded spaceship, Planet Express Ship!

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Futurama • S04E03 • 1999

You are one narrow-minded spaceship,Planet Express Ship! MALE VOICE:Whoa. Why should my taxmoney pay for art I find offensive? Would you censor the Venus De Venusjust because you can see her spewers? It's filthy! Why not createa national endowment for strip clubs......while we're at it?- Why not, indeed! Bender, Ship! Stop bickering or I'm gonna come backthere and change your opinions manually! Fine! I'll be in my quarters,appreciating controversial artworks. SHIP:Oops. Sorry

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You are one narrow minded spaceship Planet Express Ship

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MALE VOICE Whoa Why should my tax money pay for art I find offensive

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Would you censor the Venus De Venus just because you can see her spewers

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It's filthy Why not create a national endowment for strip clubs

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while we're at it Why not indeed

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Bender Ship

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Stop bickering or I'm gonna come back there and change your opinions manually

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Fine I'll be in my quarters appreciating controversial artworks

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SHIP Oops Sorry

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Et voilà J'ai fini de régler ma machine Et si

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Elle répond à toute supposition avec une plausibilité d'un sur dix

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Plus plausible tu meurs

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Qui souhaite voir une réalité différente

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Je voudrais savoir ce qui arriverait si j'étais humain

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C'est génial d'être un robot mais je n'ai pas d'émotions

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et parfois ça me rend très triste

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Ca recommence

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Donnons au petit ce qu'il réclame

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Beeil dich mit dem Wasser

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Ich dampfe in meiner eigenen Kruste

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So heiß ist es

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WASSERPULVER ALTE BLÄTTER

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Mann es ist heiß

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Wie heiß ist es

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Ich schüttete mir zum Abkühlen McDonald's Kaffee in den Schoß

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Johnny Carson hat das gesagt

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Nein Nibbler

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Trink das Poolwasser nicht Es ist voller Chlor

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もしもマシンを微調整したぞ

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どんなもしもの質問にも

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極めて正確に答える

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そんなのウソっぽい

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マシンに質問したい人は

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もし俺が人間だったら

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ロボットでいるのは最高だけど

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感情がないことがたまに悲しくなるんだ

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やれやれまたそんなことを

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まあ望みどおり聞いてやろう

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Какой же ты всё таки узколобый тип корабль Плэнет Экспресс

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Почему мои налоги должны идти на искусство которое я нахожу оскорбительным

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И ты запретил бы Венеру Венерианскую только потому

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что не можешь смотреть на её выделения

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Пошлятина Ну уж тогда почему бы не создать государственный фонд

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поддержки стрип клубов А и впрямь почему бы

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Бендер Корабль

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Прекратите пререкаться а то я подойду и изменю ваши мнения вручную

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Отлично Я пока буду в своей берлоге

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наслаждаться произведениями спорного искусства

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Oooй Простите Хe хе хе

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Listo Terminé de poner a punto mi máquina Ysi

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Puede responder la pregunta '' Y si ''

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con una exactitud de un décimo de unidades de verosimilitud

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Es tan verosímil que no se puede creer

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Quién quiere verse en una realidad alternativa

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Quiero saber qué ocurriría si fuese humano

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Ser robot es genial pero no tenemos sentimientos

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y a veces eso me entristece mucho

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Ay Jesús otra vez lo mismo

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Bien démosle al bebé lo que quiere

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THERE I'VE FINISHED FINE TUNING MY WHAT IF MACHINE

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IT CAN ANSWER ANY WHAT IF QUESTION

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ACCURATE TO WITHIN ONE TENTH OF A PLAUSIBILITY UNIT

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THAT'S SO PLAUSIBLE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

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WHO WANTS THE MACHINE TO SHOW THEM AN ALTERNATE REALITY

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OOH OOH I WANNA KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WERE HUMAN

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I MEAN BEING A ROBOT'S GREAT BUT WE DON'T HAVE EMOTIONS

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AND SOMETIMES THAT MAKES ME VERY SAD Sniffles

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OH LORDY LOO THERE HE GOES AGAIN

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WELL LET'S GIVE BABY WHAT HE WANTS

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Duration

36 seconds

Views

40

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:34

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

4

Episode

3

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.