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You know, I was God once

You know, I was God once. Yes, I saw. You were doing welluntil everyone died. It was...

Futurama • S04E08 • 1999

You know, I was God once. Yes, I saw. You were doing welluntil everyone died. It was awful. I tried helping them.I tried not helping them. In the end, I couldn't do any good.Do you think what I did was wrong? Right and wrong are words.What matters is what you do. Yeah, I know. That's why I askedif what I did-- Oh, forget it. Bender, being God isn't easy. Do too much, people get dependent.If you do nothing, they lose hope. You must use a light touch,like a safecracker or a pickpocket. Or a guy who burns a bar forinsurance money!

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You know I was God once

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Yes I saw You were doing well until everyone died

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It was awful I tried helping them I tried not helping them

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In the end I couldn't do any good Do you think what I did was wrong

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Right and wrong are words What matters is what you do

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Yeah I know That's why I asked if what I did Oh forget it

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Bender being God isn't easy

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Do too much people get dependent If you do nothing they lose hope

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You must use a light touch like a safecracker or a pickpocket

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Or a guy who burns a bar for insurance money

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J'ai vu Tu te débrouillais bien avant qu'ils meurent

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Ca a été atroce J'ai essayé de les aider de ne pas les aider

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A la fin je ne faisais rien de bien Vous pensez que j'ai mal fait

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Le bien et le mal ce sont des mots L'important c'est ce que tu fais

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C'est pour ça que je demande si ce que j'ai fait Laissez tomber

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Bender être Dieu n'est pas facile

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Tu en fais trop on ne se passe plus de toi Tu ne fais rien on perd espoir

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Tu dois être agile comme un perceur de coffre fort ou un pickpocket

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Leela sagt die Person die der Papagei nachmacht die Wahrheit

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Ja

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Meine Eltern waren so verletzt dass ich nicht anders konnte

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Aber ich habe ihnen gesagt dass sie es nicht weitererzählen sollen

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Wir sind nicht erfreut

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Und hier ist noch etwas das ihr vielleicht interessant findet

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Mom Dad

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Leela bitte vergib uns

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Besonders deinem Vater der es rumerzählt hat

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vielen Dank Morris

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Geht es euch gut Hat er euch wehgetan

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武闘派の聖職者でも私はぶっ飛ばせるわよ

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この武芸は瞑想めいそうの一環です

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非暴力団体なので

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なら洗濯室に入ってなさい

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こんな宗派を選ぶんじゃなかった

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俺の行動が事前に読める

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ああ

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急に変えたら

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読めない

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Я нашел способ спасти вас и при этом избавить мир от глобального потепления

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Как известно вы все производите парниковые газы

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Тебе об этом говорить

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Но мы можем использовать эти самые газы для спасения нашей планеты

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Если вы сделаете свой выхлоп прямо вверх все вместе

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то это удалит Землю от Солнца а это может охладить ее

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По моим расчетам нам требуется полная сила каждого робота

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Lo vi Lo hiciste bien hasta que todos murieron

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Fue horrible Intenté ayudarles Intenté no ayudarles

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Al final no sirvió de nada Crees que lo hice mal

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Bien y mal son sólo palabras Importa lo que haces

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Sí lo sé Por eso he preguntado si lo que hice Oh olvídalo

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Bender ser Dios no es fácil

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Si haces mucho dependen de ti Si no haces nada pierden esperanza

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Debes tener pericia como un ladrón de cajas fuertes

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Karate Yells

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HY AHH YOUR ORDER MAY BE FAMOUS FOR YOUR MARTIAL ARTS

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BUT I'VE NEVER MET A HOLY MAN I COULDN'T CLOBBER

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ACTUALLY WE ONLY PRACTICE MARTIAL ARTS AS A FORM OF MEDITATION

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WE ARE A STRICTLY NONVIOLENT SECT

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OH THEN GET IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM OR I'LL KICK YOUR BUTTS

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OH THIS IS THE WORST CRAZY SECT I'VE EVER BEEN IN

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Bender SO DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO BEFORE I DO IT

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YES WHAT IF I DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT

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THEN I DON'T KNOW THAT COOL COOL

Available in 7 languages

Duration

32 seconds

Views

24

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:00

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

4

Episode

8

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

Icon Productions

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.