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You scored big points tonight, sir

You scored big pointstonight, sir. What are you talking about?They ate me alive out there....

Futurama • S02E07 • 1999

You scored big pointstonight, sir. What are you talking about?They ate me alive out there. Yes, but your bodystayed on message and that message is,"look at my shiny new body." The robots ate it up. You've got real charismafrom the neck down. Nixon with charisma. My god! I can rule the universe! Give me my body back,you two‐bit thief! Now, look here,you drugged‐out communist, I paid for this bodyand I'd no sooner return it than I would my little cockerspaniel dog, checkers. ‐ ‐ shut up, damn it! Please, Mr. Nixon we're appealing toyour sense of decency. Very good! Seriously, though, I'm nevergiving back this body. Now, beat it, before I getCambodian on your asses!

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You scored big points tonight sir

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What are you talking about They ate me alive out there

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Yes but your body stayed on message

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and that message is look at my shiny new body

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The robots ate it up

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You've got real charisma from the neck down

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Nixon with charisma

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My god

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I can rule the universe

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All gasping

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Give me my body back you two bit thief

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Now look here you drugged out communist

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I paid for this body and I'd no sooner return it

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than I would my little cocker spaniel dog checkers

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Yelps shut up damn it

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Please Mr Nixon

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we're appealing to your sense of decency

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Laughing

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Very good

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Seriously though I'm never giving back this body

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Now beat it before I get Cambodian on your asses

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لقد سجلت نقاطا عالية الليلة يا سيدي

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مالذي تتحدثين عنه لقد التهموني حيا هناك

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نعم ولكن جسمك استمر على رسالته انظروا لجدي اللامع الجديد

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الروبوت شتت الحضور لديك جاذبية عالية من عنقك للأسفل

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نيكسون لديه جاذبية

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رباه يمكنني حكم العالم

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أعد إلي جسدي أيها السارق

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انظر لهنا أيها الشيوعي المخدر لقد دفعت ثمن هذا الجسد

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ولن أعيده بشكل أقرب من كلبي الأحمق تشيكرز

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أخرس عليك اللعنة

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أرجوك يا سيد نيكسون نحن نستغيث بحسك للنزاهة

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جديا لن أضحي أبدا بهذا الجسد

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والآن ارحلوا قبل أن أضع كمبوديا في مؤخراتكم

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Pigé Un bon coup et pas de chatouilles

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Je suis libéré de ce cauchemar Désolé Tiens

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Merci C'était froid par terre

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Professeur tenez un programme Oh oui

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Laissez moi mettre mes lunettes pour lire

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Alors ça Zoïïïdberg C'est une chouette photo de vous

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Dans ce coin le jeune robot perturbé aux boucles blondes

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affichant 238 kg

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Androgynator

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Fichez moi ce hippy hors d'ici

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Et dans les deux autres coins

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affichant 400 tonnes

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l'exterminateur de Pismo Beach

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Na gut dann nimm sie Oh Mann

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Es scheint als wäre Flexo uns entwischt

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Was für eine Schande

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Er muss gleich nach der Landung vom Schiff gesprungen sein

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Oder er ist nie verschwunden

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Warte mal Du bist Bender Natürlich wer behauptet etwas anderes

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Aber warum trugst du den Schal den Wollkragenpulli und das flotte Ding

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Das nennt sich Stil Solltest du mal nachschlagen

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Heute Abend MISS UNIVERSE WAHL

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Morgen MISS PARALLELUNIVERSUM WAHL

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Unsere neunte Finalistin Miss Methan Planet Halatina Smogmeyer

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今夜は大成功です

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どこがだメッタ打ちにされた

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真意は伝わりました

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このイケイケな体を見ろって

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すでにロボットのカリスマです

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私がカリスマ

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それなら世界征服も夢じゃない

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体を返せクソ泥棒が

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ヤク漬けの共産党員め

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カネは払った

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体を返すくらいなら犬のチェッカーズを返品する

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チェッカーズ

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黙ってろ

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良識を持って考えてください

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この体を手放す気はない

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つまみ出される前に出ていけ

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Это платье на тебе здорово смотрится Спасибо

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Ну где же она

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Должен сказать Эми ты так накрасилась будто у тебя свидание с Фраем Точно

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У меня будет свидание Она подойдёт с минуты на минуту

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Фрай смотри кого я нашёл Это Петуния девушка твоей мечты

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А хавка будет Не возражаешь

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Детишки голодуют Кажется она старовата для меня

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Её помотало как следует И не в смысле что она много мотается

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Просто с катушек валюсь Как насчёт розы для дамы Пять баксов

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Возьму одну

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Ах так И я хочу одну Восемь баксов

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Но ты только что сказал Спрос взлетел внезапно вы все видели

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Лила познакомься со своим будущим мужем Сэлом

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Хорошенькая гляделка гляделка Хорошенькая задница задница

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Ooo заигрывания Купи ей розу гарантирую будет в отпаде

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Has ganado muchos puntos

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Qué Si me han comido vivo

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Pero tu mensaje corporal era Fijaos en mi nuevo y reluciente cuerpo

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Tienes carisma de cuello para abajo

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Nixon con carisma

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Dios mío puedo dominar el universo

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Devuélveme mi cuerpo ladrón

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Mira drogadicto comunista He pagado por este cuerpo

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y no me desharé de él antes de deshacerme de mi perro

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Cállate

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Por favor apelamos a su sentido de la decencia

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En serio nunca voy a devolverlo

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Fuera antes de que os eche a los camboyanos

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YOU SCORED BIG POINTS TONIGHT SIR

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEY ATE ME ALIVE OUT THERE

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YES BUT YOUR BODY STAYED ON MESSAGE

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AND THAT MESSAGE IS LOOK AT MY SHINY NEW BODY

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THE ROBOTS ATE IT UP

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YOU'VE GOT REAL CHARISMA FROM THE NECK DOWN

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NIXON WITH CHARISMA

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MY GOD

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I CAN RULE THE UNIVERSE

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All Gasping

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GIVE ME MY BODY BACK YOU TWO BIT THIEF

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NOW LOOK HERE YOU DRUGGED OUT COMMUNIST

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I PAID FOR THIS BODY AND I'D NO SOONER RETURN IT

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THAN I WOULD MY LITTLE COCKER SPANIEL DOG CHECKERS

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Yelps SHUT UP DAMN IT

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PLEASE MR NIXON

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WE'RE APPEALING TO YOUR SENSE OF DECENCY

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Laughing

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VERY GOOD

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SERIOUSLY THOUGH I'M NEVER GIVING BACK THIS BODY

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NOW BEAT IT BEFORE I GET CAMBODIAN ON YOUR ASSES

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Duration

54 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:57

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

7

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.