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You were having an affair?

You were having an affair? She loved me because I'm a slob. I loved her because I'm...

Futurama • S02E14 • 1999

You were having an affair? She loved me because I'm a slob. I loved her because I'm desperate. I am Bender. Please insert girder. Without his brain,he's quiet and helpful. We have to go to Centraland get the disk! - Oh, yes. We must!- Yeah! Why? Well, that aside, we're going. You can't waltz into Central. It's a tangled web of red tapeand regulations. I haven't been. A friend went madtrying to find their washroom. Then we'll need a guide. Oh, I've been there! Lots of times

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You were having an affair

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She loved me because I'm a slob

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I loved her because I'm desperate

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I am Bender Please insert girder

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Without his brain he's quiet and helpful

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We have to go to Central and get the disk

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Oh yes We must Yeah

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Why

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Well that aside we're going

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You can't waltz into Central

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It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations

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I haven't been A friend went mad trying to find their washroom

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Then we'll need a guide

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Oh I've been there Lots of times

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هل كنت في علاقة غرامية

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لقد أحبتني لأني قذر

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و أنا أحببتها لأني يائس

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انا بيندر ادخل العارضه من فضلك

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بدون عقله هو هادئ ومفيد

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يجب علينا الذهاب للمركز لجلب القرص

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نعم بالتأكيد نعم

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لماذا

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حتى مع هذه الأسباب نحن سنذهب

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لا يمكنك فقط الدخول إلى المركز

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إنها شبكة معقدة من الروتين و اللوائح

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لم أذهب أنا لكن صديق لي جن جنونه حتى يجد المرحاض الخاص بهم

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حسنا نحن بحاجة إلى مرشد

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لقد كنت هناك الكثير من الأوقات

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Vous aviez une liaison

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Elle est tombée amoureuse de mon côté dégoûtant

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Et je l'ai aimée car je suis désespéré

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Je suis Bender Veuillez insérer disquette

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Sans son cerveau Bender est calme et serviable

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Il faut qu'on récupère cette disquette

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Oui Bonne idée Ouais

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Pourquoi

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On n'a pas besoin de raison pour y aller

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Tu ne pourras pas rentrer comme ça

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C'est un nid de paperasse et de règles à suivre

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Un de mes amis est devenu fou en cherchant les toilettes

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Alors on aura besoin d'un guide

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J'y suis déjà allé plein de fois

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Der Mann wird Mami anfassen

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Der Gedanke daran diese ledrige Haut zu liebkosen

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lässt die Tapioka in meiner Kehle aufsteigen

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Bitte Das Schicksal der Welt hängt davon ab

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dass Sie an Mom rankommen

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Nun gut Wenn ich grabschen muss dann werde ich auch grabschen

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Für diese Demonstration habe ich Ignor einen von Moms BHs angezogen

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Die Fernbedienung liegt eingebettet im linken Körbchen

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モーガンとデキてたの

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ダメな僕を愛してくれたし

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僕のほうは飢えてた

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僕はベンダーガーダーを挿入して

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可哀想なベンダー脳がないと静かだ

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ディスクを取り戻さなきゃ

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ああそうだな

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なんで

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それはさておき行くしかない

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中央省庁に侵入するのは危険だ

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お役所仕事と規制でがんじがらめに

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私は行ってないが友人はトイレを探せず正気を喪失

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ならガイド役が必要ね

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私は何度も行ったよ

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Estabais teniendo un lío

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Me amaba por mi faceta guarra

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Y yo a ella porque estoy desesperado

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Soy Bender Introduzca viga para doblar

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Sin su cerebro se ha vuelto hasta trabajador

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Tenemos que ir a recuperar el disquete

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Eso Es nuestro deber Sí

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Por qué

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Bueno aparte de eso sí vayamos

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No se puede ir así sin más a la Central

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Es una red enmarañada de normativas

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No he estado Pero un amigo se volvió loco intentando ir al lavabo

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Necesitamos un guía que haya estado antes

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Oh yo he estado ahí Muchas veces

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YOU AND MORGAN WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR

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I COULDN'T HELP IT

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SHE LOVED ME BECAUSE OF THE PART OF ME THAT'S A SLOB

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I LOVED HER BECAUSE OF THE PART OF ME THAT'S DESPERATE

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I AM BENDER

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PLEASE INSERT GIRDER

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POOR BENDER

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WITHOUT HIS BRAIN

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HE'S BECOME ALL QUIET AND HELPFUL

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WE'VE GOT TO GO TO THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY

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AND GET THAT DISK BACK

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OH YES WE MUST

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YEAH

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WHY

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WELL THOSE ARGUMENTS ASIDE WE'RE STILL GOING

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YOU CAN'T JUST WALTZ INTO THE CENTRAL BUREAUCRACY

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IT'S A TANGLED WEB OF RED TAPE AND REGULATIONS

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I'VE NEVER BEEN

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BUT A FRIEND OF MINE WENT COMPLETELY MAD

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JUST TRYING TO FIND THE WASHROOM THERE

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THEN WE'LL NEED A GUIDE

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SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN THERE BEFORE

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OH I'VE BEEN THERE

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LOTS OF TIMES

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Insane Cackling

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Duration

47 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:13:20

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

2

Episode

14

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.