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You'll get your alimony check, Cubert

You'll get youralimony check, Cubert. Now get lost! Chill out. I'm just here to see Amy....

Futurama • S06E07 • 1999

You'll get youralimony check, Cubert. Now get lost! Chill out. I'm just here to see Amy. Move it, boy toy. Granny's taking youto Atlantic City. I don't know why you evermarried that pig-nosed punk. I don't know, either. I'm married to the job now. I used to thinkthere was someone for me, but... How odd. It's one of those old record-your-own-messagebirthday cards. Happy Birthday, Leela! I'm really sorryI'm gonna be one minute late, 'cause we're testing theProfessor's dumb time machine... Okay, I'll justnudge us forward... But, uh, you know, um, happybirthday and all, and, uh... Exactly one minute into the... I love you.Whoa! My card!

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You'll get your alimony check Cubert

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Now get lost

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Chill out

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I'm just here to see Amy

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Move it boy toy

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Granny's taking you to Atlantic City

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I don't know why you ever married that pig nosed punk

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I don't know either

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I'm married to the job now

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I used to think there was someone for me but

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How odd

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It's one of those old

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record your own message birthday cards

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Happy Birthday Leela

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I'm really sorry I'm gonna be one minute late

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'cause we're testing the Professor's dumb time machine

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Okay I'll just nudge us forward

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But uh you know um happy birthday and all and uh

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Exactly one minute into the

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I love you Whoa

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My card

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ستحصل على شيك نفقتك يا كيوبرت

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الآن إذهب

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هدئي أعصابك

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أنا هنا لرؤية إيمي

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تحرك أيها الطفل

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الجدة ستأخذك إلى مدينة أطلانطا

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لا أعرف لماذا كنت متزوجة من أنف الخنزير الفاسق هذا

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و لا أنا أعرف

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أنا متزوجة من العمل الآن

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إعتدت أن أفكر أن هناك شخص مناسب لي لكن

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يا للغرابة

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إنها إحدى تلك

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البطاقات القديمة لتسجيل تهنئة عيد الميلاد

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عيد ميلاد سعيد يا ليلا

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أنا آسف حقا لأني سأتأخر دقيقة

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لأننا نختبر آلة البروفيسور الغبية للسفر عبر الزمن

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لكن كما تعرفين عيد ميلاد سعيد و ما إلى ذلك

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أحبك

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بطاقتي

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C'est bon tu vas l'avoir ta pension alimentaire Cubert

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T'as tout faux

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J'men bats

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Je suis juste venu voir Amy

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Bouge toi Gigolo

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Granny va te prendre à atlantic city

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Je ne sais comment tu as fait pour epouser ce punk à nez de cochon

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Je ne sais pas non plus

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Je suis marrié au travail maintenant

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J'ai l'habitude de penser Il y avait quelqu'un pour moi mais

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C'est bizarre

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C'est une vielle

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carte d'anniversaire

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Joyeux anniversaire Leela

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Je suis désolé Je vais être une minute en retard

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Parce que nous testons la stupide machine du professeur

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Ok Je vais juste nous avancer

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Mais Heu tu sais Heu heureux anniversaire et tout et Heu

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Exactement une minute dans le

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Je t'aime WhoOoo

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Ma carte

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Beruhige dich Ich bin nur hier um Amy zu sehen

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Bewegung Lustknabe

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Oma nimmt dich mit nach Atlantic City

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Ich weiß nicht warum du überhaupt den schweinenäsigen Punk geheiratet hattest

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Ich weiß es auch nicht Ich bin jetzt mit dem Job verheiratet

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Ich dachte da war jemand für mich aber

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Wie merkwürdig

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Es ist eine dieser alten Nimm deine eigene Nachricht auf Geburtstagskarten

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Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag Leela

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Es tut mir wirklich Leid dass ich eine Minute zu spät sein werde

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da wir Professors dumme Zeitmaschine testen

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Aber du weißt Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag und so und

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Ich liebe dich

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Meine Karte

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Mein ganzes Leben war ich wütend auf ihn und es war nicht seine Schuld

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Ты получишь свои алименты Кьюберт Теперь проваливай

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Расслабься я тут только встречаю Эми

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Пошли малыш бабуля везёт тебя в Атлантик Сити

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Даже и не знаю почему ты вышла за этого панка с рылом

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Я тоже не знаю Теперь я замужем за работой

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Я думала что есть кто то именно для меня но

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Как странно Это одна из тех старых открыток запиши поздравление

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С днём рождения Лила

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Мне очень жаль что я опоздаю на одну минуту

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потому что мы тестируем дурацкую машину времени профессора но

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Ну э э ты знаешь э э с днём рождения и всё такое

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Я люблю тебя

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Моя открытка

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Recibirás el cheque de tu pensión alimenticia Cubert

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Ahora pierdeté

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Relájate

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Sólo estoy aquí para ver a Amy

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Muévete chico juguete

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La abuela te va a llevar a Atlantic City

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No sé por qué te casaste con ese vándalo de nariz de cerdo

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Yo tampoco lo sé

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Ahora estoy casada con el trabajo

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Solía pensar que habría alguien para mí pero

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qué extraño

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Es una de aquellas antiguas

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tarjetas de cumpleaños graba tu propio mensaje

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Feliz cumpleaños Leela

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Lo siento mucho pero voy a llegar un minuto tarde

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porque estamos probando la estúpida máquina del tiempo del profesor

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Vale tan solo nos moveré

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Pero bueno ya sabes feliz cumpleaños y eso

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Exactamente un minuto hacia el

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Te quiero

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Mi tarjeta

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You'll get your alimony check Cubert Now get lost

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Chill out I'm just here to see Amy

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Move it boy toy Granny's taking you to Atlantic City

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I don't know why you ever married that pig nosed punk

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I don't know either I'm married to the job now

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I used to think there was someone for me but Ow

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How odd It's one of those old record your own message birthday cards

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TUNE PLAYING

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Happy birthday Leela

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I'm really sorry I'm gonna be one minute late

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'cause we're testing the professor's dumb time machine

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But you know happy birthday and all and

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I love you SCREAMS My card

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Duration

47 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:00

Uploaded

Mar 14, 2026

Season

6

Episode

7

Genres

animation, adventure, comedy

Production

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Movie Summary

Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery boy, is accidentally frozen in 1999 and thawed out on New Year's Eve 2999.