What Bender? Is something wrong? Yes. I joined the club I thought was cool. But it turned...

Philip J. Fry: What Bender? Is something wrong? Bender: Yes. I joined the club I thought was cool. But it turned out all leaguee-weegies are totally lame. That's what we call ourselves. Leaguee-weegies. Philip J. Fry: Oh I'm sorry. I shoud have asked what was bothering you. I've been kind of preoccupied. Bender: With what? Philip J. Fry: Well, I went to another Universe and fell in love with a giant octopus; and now I'm Pope of a new religion.

(SIGHS) So, Bender, is something wrong? Who said that? Oh, it was me! 'Cause my roommate doesn't notice or even care that I'm upset! What, Bender? Is something wrong? Yes! I joined a club I thought was cool, but it turns out all the leaguie-weegies are totally lame. That's what we call ourselves, "leaguie-weegies." I'm sorry. I should've asked what was bothering you. - I've been kind of preoccupied. - With what? Well, I went to another universe, and I fell in love with a giant octopus, and now I'm pope of a new religion. - Weren't you already pope of something? - No. Oh. Well, I'm just saying I'd like you to show an interest in my life, too. Okay, let's catch up soon. But right now, I gotta go shove a tentacle into everyone in China. (EX CLAIMS) They're coming! Those horrible, horrible things are coming! Morbo? As the universe falls prey to the revolting alien, only a few isolated pockets of resistance remain. (FEMALE REPORTER LAUGHING) Those pockets sure are missing out on a great thing. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) (YELPS)