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Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
[commenting on the special standard for her training]
I mean really sir, why don't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base? C.O. Salem:
Did you just have a brain fart, Lieutenant? Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Begging your pardon, sir? C.O. Salem:
Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? Because if you did, I would call that a bona fide brain fart, and I resent it when people FART inside my office! Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
I think you've resented me from the start, sir. C.O. Salem:
What I resent, Lieutenant, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment. What I resent, is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for all of my men. The ob-gyn I now have to keep on staff just to keep track of your personal pap smears. But most of all what I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your GODDAMN FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES! Does it? Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
No, sir. C.O. Salem:
"No, sir" WHAT? Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
The shape doesn't bother me. Just the goddamn sweet stench
[commenting on the special standard for her training]
I mean really sir, why don't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base? C.O. Salem:
Did you just have a brain fart, Lieutenant? Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Begging your pardon, sir? C.O. Salem:
Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? Because if you did, I would call that a bona fide brain fart, and I resent it when people FART inside my office! Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
I think you've resented me from the start, sir. C.O. Salem:
What I resent, Lieutenant, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment. What I resent, is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for all of my men. The ob-gyn I now have to keep on staff just to keep track of your personal pap smears. But most of all what I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your GODDAMN FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES! Does it? Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
No, sir. C.O. Salem:
"No, sir" WHAT? Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
The shape doesn't bother me. Just the goddamn sweet stench
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I mean everything right down to your breakfast and bra size
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Why are you telling me this
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Big symbols make big targets Jordan
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There's a lot of people who don't want to see you finish
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How about you Royce
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Do you want to see me finish
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Look I'm just trying to warn you All right
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Get you thinkin' about where this might be headed in case
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Well le t me just warn you
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I'm gonna go through with this
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and the more everybody fucks with me the more I wanna gut it out
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Movie Summary
A female Senator succeeds in enrolling a woman into Combined Reconnaissance Team training where everyone expects her to fail.
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C.o. Salem
