Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"G I Joe: Retaliation" quotes

G I Joe: Retaliation poster
Framed for crimes against the country, the G.I. Joe team is terminated by Presidential order. This forces the G.I. Joes into not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.

Director: Jon M. Chu
Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
Production: N/A
Genre: science fiction, adventure, action, thriller
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $122,523,060
Released: 28 Mar 2013
Awards: 1 win & 12 nominations

109 video clips

RoadblockJoe ColtonJayeZartanFlintMouseGeneral Joe ColtonCobra CommanderPresidentFireflyFrench LeaderIndian LeaderStorm ShadowWarden Nigel JamesDuke
12
NEXT
In the immortal words of Jay Z - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:18 In the immortal words of Jay Z Yeah You all right - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:07 Yeah You all right Check Drive it like you stole it - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:10 Check Drive it like you stole it Mr President Amy Vandervoort Fox News - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:09 Mr President Amy Vandervoort Fox News My mom had me - G I Joe: Retaliation 01:12 My mom had me We have to assume that there's no one we can trust - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:14 We have to assume that there's no one we can trust Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:07 Anyone ever tell you you fight ugly On my first drop I popped a live round into my mouth - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:14 On my first drop I popped a live round into my mouth It's not like I don't hear what you're saying - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:14 It's not like I don't hear what you're saying Idles a little rough in neutral - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:31 Idles a little rough in neutral That's on the rise Like your panties - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:17 That's on the rise Like your panties Destro - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:08 Destro Damn Ninjas - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:05 Damn Ninjas I'll take two cases of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:09 I'll take two cases of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle... General - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:06 General You know they call it a waterboard - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:12 You know they call it a waterboard We must find Storm Shadow - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:06 We must find Storm Shadow Making more things go boom by 9 00 a m - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:08 Making more things go boom by 9 00 a m Cool mask - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:25 Cool mask Well the good news is no global warming summit next month - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:20 Well the good news is no global warming summit next month You know they say this is a thankless job - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:44 You know they say this is a thankless job That was for the tax hike - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:08 That was for the tax hike Snake how's all that sound - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:05 Snake how's all that sound You will have to answer for this - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:19 You will have to answer for this I brought my own - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:05 I brought my own I came here when I was 14 with a life expectancy of 13 - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:43 I came here when I was 14 with a life expectancy of 13 Snake Eyes - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:17 Snake Eyes I want to see that face - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:13 I want to see that face Take him to the mountains to heal - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:08 Take him to the mountains to heal Welcome to hell - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:06 Welcome to hell Then the world is at stake - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:06 Then the world is at stake Where is the prison that holds Cobra Commander and Destro - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:17 Where is the prison that holds Cobra Commander and Destro Well we got you - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:08 Well we got you On my orders - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:24 On my orders Listen to me I sound like a real estate agent - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:13 Listen to me I sound like a real estate agent Cobra Commander's bugging out - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:10 Cobra Commander's bugging out The Cobra revolution has begun - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:31 The Cobra revolution has begun Did you know that during REM sleep - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:18 Did you know that during REM sleep Actually. in many ways. this movie couldn't have gotten made at the scale - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:13 Actually. in many ways. this movie couldn't have gotten... Again. there's an actual firing range on the NASA facility - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:15 Again. there's an actual firing range on the NASA facil... Always got a big laugh. that moment. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:19 Always got a big laugh. that moment. And. again. Byung-Hun Lee giving a great pe_ormance here. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:12 And. again. Byung-Hun Lee giving a great pe_ormance here. And at first l was a little bit like. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:24 And at first l was a little bit like. And that helicopter... Oh. my gosh. That thing is awesome. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:23 And that helicopter... Oh. my gosh. That thing is awesome. And Heny did a great iob doing the music. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:18 And Heny did a great iob doing the music. And how were we gonna make sure the audience is gonna react. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:24 And how were we gonna make sure the audience is gonna react. And his iacket. His iacket is so insane. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:30 And his iacket. His iacket is so insane. And this is Lorenzo di Bonaventura. the producer. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:21 And this is Lorenzo di Bonaventura. the producer. And l loved that Jinx has that sort of Bruce Lee ninja outfit on. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:12 And l loved that Jinx has that sort of Bruce Lee ninja outfi... And. of course. Snake Eyes' vision through there was really fun. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:24 And. of course. Snake Eyes' vision through there was re... And that's a tricky thing. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:22 And that's a tricky thing. And that's what we really wanted to capture in the movie. too. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:31 And that's what we really wanted to capture in the movi... And then this ferocity in her is really crazy good. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:31 And then this ferocity in her is really crazy good. And we had to build that giant. giant fence that went all the way back. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:11 And we had to build that giant. giant fence that went all th... But it's brutal. because the hard thing is - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:07 But it's brutal. because the hard thing is 'cause we have all these guys and girls - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:17 'cause we have all these guys and girls 'cause they're nuts. And he's nuts. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:27 'cause they're nuts. And he's nuts. Communicated a toughness to the movie. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:17 Communicated a toughness to the movie. G.l. Joes. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:20 G.l. Joes. Go to Duke as he says he accepts his fate. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:17 Go to Duke as he says he accepts his fate. - God. it was miserable. - And my first action movie. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:28 - God. it was miserable. - And my first action movie. His dedication to learning English really helped us. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:32 His dedication to learning English really helped us. How many times were we like. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:10 How many times were we like. It was raining so hard you couldn't even get out of the car? - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:13 It was raining so hard you couldn't even get out of the... Just the fact that Snake Eyes iust punches through a column is awesome. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:17 Just the fact that Snake Eyes iust punches through a column ... L also remember this moment. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:26 L also remember this moment. L always imagined that was the three-wheeled motorcycle going away. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:12 L always imagined that was the three-wheeled motorcycle goin... L was always like. "l don't know. man. how many bullets can go off here?" - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:09 L was always like. "l don't know. man. how many bu... L always loved Jonathan's look on his face. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:28 L always loved Jonathan's look on his face. L don't know. how many months went into this planning? - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:22 L don't know. how many months went into this planning? L was iust drawn into her. 'cause she was so tough. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:27 L was iust drawn into her. 'cause she was so tough. L knew we were in good hands to be able to execute it. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:06 L knew we were in good hands to be able to execute it. L think one of the real triumphs for us. l know l feel that way. is that - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:14 L think one of the real triumphs for us. l know l feel that ... Lt used to be seeing iust dots go along. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:19 Lt used to be seeing iust dots go along. Lt's always hard to deal with these multiple logos. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:23 Lt's always hard to deal with these multiple logos. Lt's good to see the President. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:10 Lt's good to see the President. Make up the stuff that they figure out all the DNA things from later. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:08 Make up the stuff that they figure out all the DNA things fr... - and misses the other guy. - Misses the other guy. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:15 - and misses the other guy. - Misses the other guy. No music. l remember we used to have big music here. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:14 No music. l remember we used to have big music here. One of the good things about working with Dwayne. he's so up for anything. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:10 One of the good things about working with Dwayne. he's ... One of the ideas. Jon. l think you had. was. "How do you differentiate him?" - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:14 One of the ideas. Jon. l think you had. was. "How do yo... Sees that suitcase. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:24 Sees that suitcase. So the conversion process. l think. had less pressure on it. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:12 So the conversion process. l think. had less pressure on it. So we had to like do a lot of tricks to make it look fast. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:30 So we had to like do a lot of tricks to make it look fast. So when you ty to cast the President of the United States. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:20 So when you ty to cast the President of the United States. That road is literally... We created it. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:18 That road is literally... We created it. There's no tower there. building it from the ground up. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:05 There's no tower there. building it from the ground up. They're all Joes now. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:09 They're all Joes now. This was a big debate. - G I Joe: Retaliation 00:13 This was a big debate.
12
NEXT

Cast

Roadblock - Dwayne Johnson
President - Jonathan Pryce
Storm Shadow - Lee Byung-hun
Jinx - Elodie Yung
Firefly - Ray Stevenson
Flint - D.J. Cotrona
Jaye - Adrianne Palicki
Duke - Channing Tatum
Snake Eyes - Ray Park
Cobra Commander - Luke Bracey
Warden Nigel James - Walton Goggins
Zartan - Arnold Vosloo
Mouse - Joseph Mazzello
President Picture Double - Nick Erickson
Pakistani President - Naim Alherimi
Chief Advisor - Ravi Naidu
Havoc - Matt Gerald
Doctor - Douglas M. Griffin
Chief of Staff - Joe Chrest
General Joe Colton - Bruce Willis
James Carville - James Carville
Grunt - Ryan Hansen
Stoop - DeRay Davis
Young Storm Shadow - Nathan Takashige
Intern - Joanna Leeds
Intern - Elana Justin
Russian Leader - Ilia Volok
U.K. Leader - Dikran Tulaine
Israeli Leader - Robert Catrini
French Leader - Marcelo Tubert
Chinese Leader - James Lew
Indian Leader - Ajay Mehta
North Korean Leader - Augustus Cho
Indian Expert - Raja Deka
British Expert - Tiffany Lonsdale
Greeter - Terry Dale Parks
North Korean Captain - Jun Hee Lee
Chairman Joint Chief of Staff - Afemo Omilami
Kim Jong's Nephew - Dante Ha
Jhankri - Carrie Wong
Systems Officer - Benjamin Blankenship
Weapons Officer - Adam Vernier
Clutch - Jim Palmer
Cobra Secret Service - Amin Joseph
Cobra Secret Service - Rey Hernandez
First Son - Grant Goodman
Arch Angel Joe - Mikal Vega
Arch Angel Joe - Luis Echagarruga
Roadblock's Daughter - Brelyn Plumbar
Roadblock's Daughter - Amaya Plumbar
Cobra Trooper - Dustan Costine
Cobra Trooper - Michael Howe
Cobra Trooper - Geoffrey Howe
U.K. Staff - Erik Howsam
Honor Guard - Timothy Bruns
Bar Maid - Lauren Alexandra
Bartender #1 - Brittney Alger
Insurgent - Andre Allemand
Cobra Trooper - John L. Armijo
Cobra Trooper - Phil Austin
Soldier - Michael AvMen
Cobra Commander - Robert Baker
Indian President's Assistant - Nadi Berenger
White House Staffer - Tom Bubrig
Air Force Commander - Trey Burvant
German Prison Guard - Tom Cain
German Prison Guard - Chip Carriere
Red Cobra Ninja - Arnold Chon
Cobra Storm Trooper - Joseph Cintron
Diplomat - Edward J. Clare
Pararescue Officer - Jordon Michael Corbin
Banquet Guest - Edward R. Cox
Government Official - Raymond Delaune
Violinist - Cody Dickinson
Banquet Guest - Nick Drago
Indian Football Carrier - Rene Fabre
Insurgent - Osvaldo Fernandez
Red Ninja - Annie May Gay
Cobra Storm Trooper - Gene Kevin Hames Jr.
Cobra Trooper Y - Steve M. Hammond
Tunnel Rat - Eddie Hargitay
Cobra Storm Trooper - Gregory M. Harvey
Cobra Secret Service - Kage Havok
Sgt. Johnson - Dakota Hill
Cobra Storm Trooper - WBBrown II
Soldier - Laura Muse Jackson
Roadblock's Daughter - Skai Jackson
Rocky - Jackie Jenkins Jr.
General Colton's family - Allyson Leigh Jordan
Arch Angel Joe - Dennis Keiffer
Gala Dignitary - John C. Klein
Russian Delegate - Evgeny Krutov
North Korean Army Attaché - Anthony A. Kung
Beautiful Woman - Evlin Lake
French Courier - Skipper Landry
Reporter - Tony Lawson
Red Ninja - Amy Le
Banquet Guest - Cynthia LeBlanc
Dignatary - Elton LeBlanc
Cobra Storm Trooper - Edgar Leza
Army Sergeant Major - Stephen Livaudais
Insurgent - Sione Ma'umalanga
COBRA Technician - Ken Massey
Roadblock's Daughter - Corinne Massiah
Prison Guard - Mike Mayhall
Secret Service Agent - Guillermo Miguel
Cobra - Austin Naulty
Banquet Guest - Michael O'Regan
Japanese Peasant - Catherine Kim Poon
Bar Maid - Jessica Poumaroux
Banquet Guest - Philippe Radelet
Sgt. Slaughter - Robert Remus
Cobra Trooper - Carlos Retana Jr.
Reporter - Gus Rhodes
Technician - James Ricker II
Cobra Storm Trooper - Michael Patrick Rogers
India President Security - Shawn Sanz
CIA Chief - Robert Segari
General - Tony Senzamici
Cobra Trooper - Andrew Serpas
Soldier - Seth Sieunarine
Cobra Secret Service - Nicholas Simmons
Business Man - Terry Lee Smith
North Korean Guard - Han Soto
Pentagon Army General - Andrew j Spinks
Cobra Trooper - Ricardo Vargas
Insurgent - Stephen Daniel Wayne
Banquet Dancer - Rachel G. Whittle
Chief Hannar - Aaron V. Williamson
Cobra Ninja - Travis Wong
Lawyer - Michael Wozniak
North Korean Carrier - Elvin Yoshida
Blind Master -