It would be efficient!

Gabriel Iglesias:
[after being propositioned by a wealthy businessman]
Now, in all seriousness, not to be funny, not to be disrespectful, let me tell you the reason why I would be an amazing gay partner. The level... the level of communication between two men is so high, I might actually get an answer. There might be clarity and understanding. I might hear a yes, I might hear a no. Do you know how many relationships I have been in where I still don't know the outcome to certain conversations? [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias:
Very simple yes or no questions. That's what I would do. Something as simple as... "Bebé, You hungry?" [imitating a girlfriend] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Well... I haven't eaten yet, so I probably should eat something, but I'm not feeling it right now. But if I don't eat right now, you know how I'm gonna get later. So I guess it's probably a good idea if I start eating right now, but it really depends on the options. What you do think?" AHHHHH! [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias:
What about this one? "Bebé, where would *you* like to eat?" [hearing the audience react] Gabriel Iglesias:
You hear all the guys? "Finally! I'm not alone!" Everybody's pointing at somebody right now. Guys, am I right? This has to be... you would think that this is the safest question in the world to ask, but it's not. "Well... just pick something. You know me, I go with the flow. Whatever you decide is okay with me. You know me already, just pick something." All right, we're going to Burger King. "I don't like Burger King! Why do we got to go to Burger King? Burger King gives me chorro." [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias:
Chorro is Mexican diarrhea. How about this one? "How do you feel?" [oohs from the audience] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Really? Really? You wanna know how I feel? Well, you know, maybe if you'd pay attention from time to time, you might know how I feel. You might not need to have to ask me such a question, because you would already know exactly how I feel. You might have time and energy. I'm exhausted to let you know how I feel and you have the nerve to ask me how do I feel?" [laughter at his freaked-out facial expression] Gabriel Iglesias:
Now imagine the exact same conversation between me and Mr. Lexus. Do you know how efficient that conversation would be? "Hey, bro! You hungry?" Thought you'd never ask. "What do you wanna eat?" Whatever you wanna eat. "We're going to Burger King." I love Whoppers. "Me, too!" We go to Burger King and we tear it up. We get back home, and I ask him, "Hey, how do you feel?" Horny. "Me, too! How do you wanna do this? Heads or tails?" [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias:
It would be efficient!