Oh, I was gonna get nasty. And just as I was about to tear it up, the cop gets to the...
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Gabriel Iglesias:
And speaking of that, I get pulled over by a cop one night, two minutes after coming out of a Krispy Kreme drive-thru. Alright? Don't get ahead of me, watch, I made a left turn instead of making a right, but I wasn't paying attention 'cause I had a box, I was, like, [gasp] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Oh, you're gonna get it when you get home! Oh, you've been so bad. So... [female screech] Gabriel Iglesias:
you're gonna get it." I'm not paying attention, I go the wrong way, right? [rrr] Gabriel Iglesias:
Sure enough, [siren] Gabriel Iglesias:
[shout]
Ohhh! I pull over. [rrr and screech] Gabriel Iglesias:
Mm. "Later." [ba-ba-ba] Gabriel Iglesias:
I'm sitting there patiently waiting and the cop is taking forever. I said, "The hell with this, he's taking too long." I grab my box, I put it on my lap, I flipped it open, right? And... [mmmm] Gabriel Iglesias:
[lascivious chuckle] [mmm] Gabriel Iglesias:
[high-pitched screeches]
Oh, I was gonna get nasty. And just as I was about to tear it up, the cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, "Do you know why I stopped you?" It was too easy. I looked at him and I said, "'Cause you can smell it." [points to open box of doughnuts and smiles]
And speaking of that, I get pulled over by a cop one night, two minutes after coming out of a Krispy Kreme drive-thru. Alright? Don't get ahead of me, watch, I made a left turn instead of making a right, but I wasn't paying attention 'cause I had a box, I was, like, [gasp] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Oh, you're gonna get it when you get home! Oh, you've been so bad. So... [female screech] Gabriel Iglesias:
you're gonna get it." I'm not paying attention, I go the wrong way, right? [rrr] Gabriel Iglesias:
Sure enough, [siren] Gabriel Iglesias:
[shout]
Ohhh! I pull over. [rrr and screech] Gabriel Iglesias:
Mm. "Later." [ba-ba-ba] Gabriel Iglesias:
I'm sitting there patiently waiting and the cop is taking forever. I said, "The hell with this, he's taking too long." I grab my box, I put it on my lap, I flipped it open, right? And... [mmmm] Gabriel Iglesias:
[lascivious chuckle] [mmm] Gabriel Iglesias:
[high-pitched screeches]
Oh, I was gonna get nasty. And just as I was about to tear it up, the cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, "Do you know why I stopped you?" It was too easy. I looked at him and I said, "'Cause you can smell it." [points to open box of doughnuts and smiles]
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And speaking of that l get pulled over by a cop one night
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two minutes after coming out of a Krispy Kreme drive thru Alright
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Don't get ahead of me watch l made a left turn instead of making a right
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but l wasn't paying attention
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'cause l had a box l was like
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gasp Oh you're gonna get it when you get home
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Oh you've been so bad
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So female screech you're gonna get it
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Movie Summary
Gabriel Iglesias is one of the fastest rising comics today! With his unique brand of humor, loveable stage presence and a wide range of voices and impressions, it's no wonder he became an instant favorite on "Last Comic Standing."...
