"DAMN!"
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Gabriel Iglesias:
And for the record, I'm not fat. I'm fluffy! [applause] Gabriel Iglesias:
For those of you who still don't know, there are five levels of fatness. "Fluffy" is one of the levels. There's "big", "healthy", "husky", "Fluffy" and "DAMN!". I'm still number four. People go "How do you know when you're number five?" Well, those people will tell you, you know? If you try to go on a elevator that's crowded and people stop you and go "Mm-mmm! DAMN!" If you go to Disneyland and little kids wanna ride you! [as a little boy] Gabriel Iglesias:
"I wanna get on that one!" [growls] Gabriel Iglesias:
"DAMN!"
And for the record, I'm not fat. I'm fluffy! [applause] Gabriel Iglesias:
For those of you who still don't know, there are five levels of fatness. "Fluffy" is one of the levels. There's "big", "healthy", "husky", "Fluffy" and "DAMN!". I'm still number four. People go "How do you know when you're number five?" Well, those people will tell you, you know? If you try to go on a elevator that's crowded and people stop you and go "Mm-mmm! DAMN!" If you go to Disneyland and little kids wanna ride you! [as a little boy] Gabriel Iglesias:
"I wanna get on that one!" [growls] Gabriel Iglesias:
"DAMN!"
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'Cause they fit
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They're colorful and l'm sorry
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When you wear a Hawaiian shirt and you're living in the ghetto
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people don't think you're up to no good
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You're not a gang member wearing a Hawaiian shirt
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Nobody's gonna take you serious you know
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deep black male Where you from
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male Hawaiian accent Oh Honolulu eh
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laughter
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You can't be hard and colorful laughs Uh uh
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No way man
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And believe me l've had my encounters
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l had a little encounter one time on a plane
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Movie Summary
Gabriel Iglesias is one of the fastest rising comics today! With his unique brand of humor, loveable stage presence and a wide range of voices and impressions, it's no wonder he became an instant favorite on "Last Comic Standing."...
