Oh, I was a Brokeback Mexican, yes, I was. I was in touch with myself
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Gabriel Iglesias:
I had a little encounter one time on a plane. Some guy was getting a little weird, and I'm like, Uh-uh, no more for me. Every time I get on a plane, there's always drama. Always. One time I'm flying to Florida and our plane got hit by lightning. Uh-huh. The plane drops 600 feet [whoosh] Gabriel Iglesias:
straight down. That was better than any ride you've ever been on. I don't care who you are, you could've been freakin' doin' 20 years in prison, you killed a hundred people, you can be the baddest toughest dude ever. When you're in a plane and it just drops out of the sky, [gasps] Gabriel Iglesias:
Woo! I was gay for five seconds. I'm not gonna lie! [screeches, weeping, screech] Gabriel Iglesias:
Oh, I was a Brokeback Mexican, yes, I was. I was in touch with myself
I had a little encounter one time on a plane. Some guy was getting a little weird, and I'm like, Uh-uh, no more for me. Every time I get on a plane, there's always drama. Always. One time I'm flying to Florida and our plane got hit by lightning. Uh-huh. The plane drops 600 feet [whoosh] Gabriel Iglesias:
straight down. That was better than any ride you've ever been on. I don't care who you are, you could've been freakin' doin' 20 years in prison, you killed a hundred people, you can be the baddest toughest dude ever. When you're in a plane and it just drops out of the sky, [gasps] Gabriel Iglesias:
Woo! I was gay for five seconds. I'm not gonna lie! [screeches, weeping, screech] Gabriel Iglesias:
Oh, I was a Brokeback Mexican, yes, I was. I was in touch with myself
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l had a little encounter one time on a plane
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Some guy was getting a little weird
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and l'm like Uh uh no more for me
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Every time l get on a plane there's always drama Always
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One time l'm flying to Florida and our plane got hit by lightning Uh huh
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The plane drops 600 feet whoosh straight down
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That was better than any ride you've ever been on
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l don't care who you are
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you could've been freakin' doin' 20 years in prison
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you killed a hundred people
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you can be the baddest toughest dude ever
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When you're in a plane and it just drops out of the sky
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Movie Summary
Gabriel Iglesias is one of the fastest rising comics today! With his unique brand of humor, loveable stage presence and a wide range of voices and impressions, it's no wonder he became an instant favorite on "Last Comic Standing."...