"Check it out, ay! It's the Fat and the Furious!"
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Gabriel Iglesias:
Three years ago, I bought a Beetle without even thinking. [audience laughs tepidly] Gabriel Iglesias:
That's not the joke. Shut up. [audience laughs] Gabriel Iglesias:
See? I can't even tell you guys the joke, you're already, [imitating audience] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Ha ha ha!" I wasn't thinking. I bought the car. It was affordable, economical, brand-new freakin' Beetle for like seventeen grand, I'm like "AAH!" First new car. I go to show it off at my friend, Martin's house. I thought it was nice. I pull up, I'm like [imitates engine revving and tires screeching, yells] Gabriel Iglesias:
"MARTIIIIIIIIIIIN!" [explaining to audience] Gabriel Iglesias:
He lives in the hood. I don't get out the car. Across the street, there are these, like, gang members. The kind of gang members... they don't really get into... ya know, like shooting people and stuff like that. They just hang out on the porch and talk a lot of smack. And so I'm there in a Beetle and across the street, I hear this, right? I'm like, "MARTIIIIIIIIIN!" And over here, I hear, "¡Órale!" [to the gang members] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Hey, what's up, guys? How's it goin'?" [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"How'd you get in there, essé?" [as himself, yelling] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Hurry up, Martin!" Two months later, I go back to pick him up. Now I've had some time to work on the car, right? I put some rims on it, some stickers, I put a chip in the motor so it goes faster. I thought it was bad, right? I pull up. [imitates engine revving, tires squealing] Gabriel Iglesias:
"MARTIIIIIIIIIN!" [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"¡Órale!" [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Nuh-uh. I'm not turning around." [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Ay!" [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Mm-mm." [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Ay!" [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"I don't see you." [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Yoo-hoo!" [grunts] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Ay!" [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"What?" [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Check it out, ay! It's the Fat and the Furious!"
Three years ago, I bought a Beetle without even thinking. [audience laughs tepidly] Gabriel Iglesias:
That's not the joke. Shut up. [audience laughs] Gabriel Iglesias:
See? I can't even tell you guys the joke, you're already, [imitating audience] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Ha ha ha!" I wasn't thinking. I bought the car. It was affordable, economical, brand-new freakin' Beetle for like seventeen grand, I'm like "AAH!" First new car. I go to show it off at my friend, Martin's house. I thought it was nice. I pull up, I'm like [imitates engine revving and tires screeching, yells] Gabriel Iglesias:
"MARTIIIIIIIIIIIN!" [explaining to audience] Gabriel Iglesias:
He lives in the hood. I don't get out the car. Across the street, there are these, like, gang members. The kind of gang members... they don't really get into... ya know, like shooting people and stuff like that. They just hang out on the porch and talk a lot of smack. And so I'm there in a Beetle and across the street, I hear this, right? I'm like, "MARTIIIIIIIIIN!" And over here, I hear, "¡Órale!" [to the gang members] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Hey, what's up, guys? How's it goin'?" [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"How'd you get in there, essé?" [as himself, yelling] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Hurry up, Martin!" Two months later, I go back to pick him up. Now I've had some time to work on the car, right? I put some rims on it, some stickers, I put a chip in the motor so it goes faster. I thought it was bad, right? I pull up. [imitates engine revving, tires squealing] Gabriel Iglesias:
"MARTIIIIIIIIIN!" [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"¡Órale!" [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Nuh-uh. I'm not turning around." [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Ay!" [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Mm-mm." [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Ay!" [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"I don't see you." [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Yoo-hoo!" [grunts] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Ay!" [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"What?" [as gang member] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Check it out, ay! It's the Fat and the Furious!"
Full Transcript
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Three years ago l bought a Beetle
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Not even thinking
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light laughter
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That's not the joke shut up
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loud laughter
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See l can't even tell you guys a story
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high pitched laughter Hmm
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l wasn't thinking l bought the car
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'cause it was affordable economical brand new
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freakin' Beetle for like 1 7 grand
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l was like high pitched screech first new car
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l go to show it off at my friend Martin's house
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l thought it was nice l pull up you know rrr screech
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Martiiin
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Movie Summary
Gabriel Iglesias is one of the fastest rising comics today! With his unique brand of humor, loveable stage presence and a wide range of voices and impressions, it's no wonder he became an instant favorite on "Last Comic Standing."...
