"OH HELL NO!"
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Gabriel Iglesias:
A lot has changed, El Paso, a lot has changed. One thing's for sure, I'm still the fluffy guy. [cheers from audience] Gabriel Iglesias:
And I say "fluffy" because that is the politically correct term. For those of you that don't remember, I used to say that there were five levels of fatness. Reason why I say "used to say" is because now there are six. Uh-huh, I met the new one in Las Cruces. The original five were "big", "healthy", "husky", "fluffy", and "DAMN!". For those of you wondering, "What could be bigger than 'DAMN!'?" The new level's called "OH HELL NO!" [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias:
What's the difference? You're still willing to work with level five. Example: If you're on an elevator and you're with your friend, and this really big guy gets on, and you and your friend look at each other and you're like, "DAMN!" But you still let the big guy ride your elevator. That's the difference. Level six, you see walking *towards* your elevator. [growls] Gabriel Iglesias:
"OH HELL NO!"
A lot has changed, El Paso, a lot has changed. One thing's for sure, I'm still the fluffy guy. [cheers from audience] Gabriel Iglesias:
And I say "fluffy" because that is the politically correct term. For those of you that don't remember, I used to say that there were five levels of fatness. Reason why I say "used to say" is because now there are six. Uh-huh, I met the new one in Las Cruces. The original five were "big", "healthy", "husky", "fluffy", and "DAMN!". For those of you wondering, "What could be bigger than 'DAMN!'?" The new level's called "OH HELL NO!" [laughter] Gabriel Iglesias:
What's the difference? You're still willing to work with level five. Example: If you're on an elevator and you're with your friend, and this really big guy gets on, and you and your friend look at each other and you're like, "DAMN!" But you still let the big guy ride your elevator. That's the difference. Level six, you see walking *towards* your elevator. [growls] Gabriel Iglesias:
"OH HELL NO!"
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A lot has changed El Paso
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A lot has changed
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One thing's for sure I'm still the fluffy guy
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cheering
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And I say fluffy 'cause that is the politically correct term
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For those of you that don't remember
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I used to say that there were five levels of fatness
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Reason why I say used to say is because now there are six
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Uh huh I met the new one in Las Cruces
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The original five levels are big healthy
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Movie Summary
Gabriel Iglesias returns to the stage in this all-new comedy special where he performs in front of a packed house at the historic Plaza Theatre in El Paso, Texas. Go to the restroom before you watch this and be ready to watch it a...
