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Gabriel Iglesias:
Last time I got stopped, the cop came up to the car all mean, "You know why I stopped you?" I looked at him with a straight face and I said, "'Cause I'm Black! Ha ha, hell yeah, man! Wassup, player?" He turned the flashlight on, you guys and... [mimes using the flashlight on the car] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Get the hell outta here, stupid." [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Yah-yay!" [mimics car driving off]
Last time I got stopped, the cop came up to the car all mean, "You know why I stopped you?" I looked at him with a straight face and I said, "'Cause I'm Black! Ha ha, hell yeah, man! Wassup, player?" He turned the flashlight on, you guys and... [mimes using the flashlight on the car] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Get the hell outta here, stupid." [as himself] Gabriel Iglesias:
"Yah-yay!" [mimics car driving off]
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Last time I got stopped
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the cop came to the car all mean
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You know why I stopped you
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I looked at him with a straight face and I said
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' Cause I'm black
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laughter
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Ha ha Hell yeah man
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What's up playa
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He turned the flashlight on you guys
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laughter
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Get the hell out of here stupid
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Movie Summary
Gabriel Iglesias returns to the stage in this all-new comedy special where he performs in front of a packed house at the historic Plaza Theatre in El Paso, Texas. Go to the restroom before you watch this and be ready to watch it a...