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[audience laughs] So, Jim was like,
"How can I help you, son?" "Well, I'm here to see about purchasing
my first firearm." "Well, you've come to the right place.
Know what you want?" "Or you need a hand?" [as self] "I've had some time
to look at your selection, and I think I found something
that's gonna work for me." [as Jim] "All right.
Show me what you got." "Okay, right over here in the case."
"This one?" "Yeah, right here." "This one.
The one right here, in the front." "This one?" "No. Not that one. This one." "This one?" "No. This one. Not that one."
"This one?" "No. The one in front." "With the tag. The tag. Right here.
The one that says two-two." [audience laughs]
"How can I help you, son?" "Well, I'm here to see about purchasing
my first firearm." "Well, you've come to the right place.
Know what you want?" "Or you need a hand?" [as self] "I've had some time
to look at your selection, and I think I found something
that's gonna work for me." [as Jim] "All right.
Show me what you got." "Okay, right over here in the case."
"This one?" "Yeah, right here." "This one.
The one right here, in the front." "This one?" "No. Not that one. This one." "This one?" "No. This one. Not that one."
"This one?" "No. The one in front." "With the tag. The tag. Right here.
The one that says two-two." [audience laughs]
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[audience laughs]
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So, Jim was like,
"How can I help you, son?"
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"Well, I'm here to see about purchasing
my first firearm."
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"Well, you've come to the right place.
Know what you want?"
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"Or you need a hand?"
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[as self] "I've had some time
to look at your selection,
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and I think I found something
that's gonna work for me."
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[as Jim] "All right.
Show me what you got."
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"Okay, right over here in the case."
"This one?" "Yeah, right here."
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"This one.
The one right here, in the front."
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"This one?" "No. Not that one. This one."
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"This one?" "No. This one. Not that one."
"This one?" "No. The one in front."
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"With the tag. The tag. Right here.
The one that says two-two."
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[audience laughs]
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Movie Summary
From breaking stereotypes to home break-ins, Gabriel Iglesias brings comedy to life's unexpected twists in this stand-up special.