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Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy

I have never been distracted by a blimp with my face on it

I have never been distracted by a blimp with my face on it

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I have never been distracted
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by a blimp with my face on it.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:24
Uploaded
May 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias as he talks about growing up in Los Angeles, an attempt at extortion towards him, and where he holds the record for receiving the highest fine on stage.
This is like a birthday and Christmas and the Super Bowl - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:10
This is like a birthday and Christmas and the Super Bowl
I'm sorry, you guys, I'm just so goddamn happy right now, thank you. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:04
I'm sorry, you guys, I'm just so goddamn happy rig...
She would have been happy to see all of you, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:12
She would have been happy to see all of you,
If you feel another one of those coming, just hold your face, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:07
If you feel another one of those coming, just hold your face...
And I know the people behind you are like, "Don't do that!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:09
And I know the people behind you are like, "Don't ...
So during 2020, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:09
So during 2020,
Nothing was open, but you could take a drive, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:04
Nothing was open, but you could take a drive,
And I know that sounds crazy to say it that way, but remember, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
And I know that sounds crazy to say it that way, but remembe...
I never once set foot in a market because I was afraid. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
I never once set foot in a market because I was afraid.
All of my food came from friends and street vendors. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
All of my food came from friends and street vendors.
'Cause no matter what, they're working their asses off, again, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:08
'Cause no matter what, they're working their asses...
After leaving a taco stand one night, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:12
After leaving a taco stand one night,
I made the mistake one night of assuming the guy working the stand - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
I made the mistake one night of assuming the guy working the...
The rule is, when engaging a brown person, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:10
The rule is, when engaging a brown person,
You start off in English. "Hello, sir, may I..." - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:17
You start off in English. "Hello, sir, may I..."
Which is like, "Hello, friend, how are you?" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
Which is like, "Hello, friend, how are you?"
"I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were Mexican." - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:10
"I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were Mexican."
"I'm sorry, brah, it's late, I'm tired. Can I have two tacos?" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:23
"I'm sorry, brah, it's late, I'm tired. ...
I'm like, it spells it out: G-Y-R-O. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
I'm like, it spells it out: G-Y-R-O.
"Gyro!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:04
"Gyro!"