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I never once set foot in a market because I was afraid
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Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy

I never once set foot in a marketbecause I was afraid

I never once set foot in a market
because I was afraid

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I never once set foot in a market because I was afraid.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:57
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Features Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias as he talks about growing up in Los Angeles, an attempt at extortion towards him, and where he holds the record for receiving the highest fine on stage.
All of my food came from friends and street vendors. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
All of my food came from friends and street vendors.
'Cause no matter what, they're working their asses off, again, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:08
'Cause no matter what, they're working their asses...
After leaving a taco stand one night, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:12
After leaving a taco stand one night,
I made the mistake one night of assuming the guy working the stand - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
I made the mistake one night of assuming the guy working the...
The rule is, when engaging a brown person, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:10
The rule is, when engaging a brown person,
You start off in English. "Hello, sir, may I..." - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:17
You start off in English. "Hello, sir, may I..."
Which is like, "Hello, friend, how are you?" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
Which is like, "Hello, friend, how are you?"
"I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were Mexican." - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:10
"I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were Mexican."
"I'm sorry, brah, it's late, I'm tired. Can I have two tacos?" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:23
"I'm sorry, brah, it's late, I'm tired. ...
I'm like, it spells it out: G-Y-R-O. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
I'm like, it spells it out: G-Y-R-O.
"Gyro!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:04
"Gyro!"
"It is not a gyro, it's a yee-roh." - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:11
"It is not a gyro, it's a yee-roh."
"Gimme two." - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:14
"Gimme two."
But the difference is, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:14
But the difference is,
Like me, I couldn't wait to go back inside when they said the doors are opening up. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
Like me, I couldn't wait to go back inside when they sa...
I couldn't wait to go in and order from a counter - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
I couldn't wait to go in and order from a counter
I'm not sure if they did this here, but they put stickers on the floor. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:04
I'm not sure if they did this here, but they put sticke...
And some lady behind me notices that I'm holding two dogs. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
And some lady behind me notices that I'm holding two do...
She clearly had an issue with the fact that I was holding two dogs, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:10
She clearly had an issue with the fact that I was holding tw...
"I don't see any stickers!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:33
"I don't see any stickers!"