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The problem that I have is that I'm a drinker
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Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy

The problem that I haveis that I'm a drinker

The problem that I have
is that I'm a drinker

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The problem that I have is that I'm a drinker.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:38:16
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias as he talks about growing up in Los Angeles, an attempt at extortion towards him, and where he holds the record for receiving the highest fine on stage.
If I'm at a bar and I'm sitting at the bar, I'm in a drinking environment, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:09
If I'm at a bar and I'm sitting at the bar, I'...
I say, "Thank you," I accept the shot, and I tell the bartender, "Who sent it?" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:12
I say, "Thank you," I accept the shot, and I tell ...
I think it's an awesome thing if someone sends you a drink, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:07
I think it's an awesome thing if someone sends you a dr...
And if that person is, like, at the bar, and they're like, "Ugh, no," - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
And if that person is, like, at the bar, and they're li...
I'm like, "Ugh, dick." - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:11
I'm like, "Ugh, dick."
I have already established the fact - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
I have already established the fact
And so I see what's going on, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
And so I see what's going on,
So I look for security, and I'm like, "Security!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:07
So I look for security, and I'm like, "Security!&q...
They're like, "Want me to help you drink?" "No, stupid!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:09
They're like, "Want me to help you drink?" &q...
So I walk over and I start drinking. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:04
So I walk over and I start drinking.
I grabbed the first shot, and I held it up and I said, "To Orlando!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
I grabbed the first shot, and I held it up and I said, "...
After about eight shots, I was like, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:07
After about eight shots, I was like,
After about 12 shots, I was like, "To Armando!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:07
After about 12 shots, I was like, "To Armando!"
I did 17 shots of Jäger. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:04
I did 17 shots of Jäger.
At this point, people are no longer watching my show - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:10
At this point, people are no longer watching my show
I am now reaching for number 18. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
I am now reaching for number 18.
And as I'm reaching for it, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:13
And as I'm reaching for it,
"Hey! She'll take off whatever you take off." - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:09
"Hey! She'll take off whatever you take off."
That girl came up onstage - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
That girl came up onstage
She's standing on the stage next to me, but at this point I'm so gone, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
She's standing on the stage next to me, but at this poi...