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Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy

Tonight, I would like to dothe opening joke that I was going to do for the Oscars

Tonight, I would like to do
the opening joke that I was going to do for the Oscars

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Tonight, I would like to do the opening joke
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that I was going to do for the Oscars.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:21
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Features Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias as he talks about growing up in Los Angeles, an attempt at extortion towards him, and where he holds the record for receiving the highest fine on stage.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Academy Awards." - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:28
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the...
Yeah. You know, and then getting back into the swing of things, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:08
Yeah. You know, and then getting back into the swing of thin...
The fact that we're in a sold-out stadium, elbow to elbow, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
The fact that we're in a sold-out stadium, elbow to elb...
You know? 2020, you guys, I gotta just thank my dogs. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
You know? 2020, you guys, I gotta just thank my dogs.
I gotta thank my dogs 'cause my dogs kept me sane, they kept me happy, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:06
I gotta thank my dogs 'cause my dogs kept me sane, they...
'Cause I was so depressed, I was sad, I didn't know what to make of things. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
'Cause I was so depressed, I was sad, I didn't kno...
No other animal in the world will give you 100% like a dog. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:07
No other animal in the world will give you 100% like a dog.
I'm sorry, no disrespect to cats or cat owners, - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:09
I'm sorry, no disrespect to cats or cat owners,
Then when you try to talk to them, they turn their back - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
Then when you try to talk to them, they turn their back
You're staring like, "Oh, my God, it's so dark!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:09
You're staring like, "Oh, my God, it's so dar...
That's why they get so sad when they know you're about to leave - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:08
That's why they get so sad when they know you're a...
You are literally everything they've been looking forward to. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:04
You are literally everything they've been looking forwa...
"And now you're back!" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:09
"And now you're back!"
I said this last night, and someone said, "What about your son?" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:14
I said this last night, and someone said, "What about y...
It is the greatest moment ever, every single time. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:04
It is the greatest moment ever, every single time.
Oh, yeah, my dog Vinnie will jump off the couch - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:09
Oh, yeah, my dog Vinnie will jump off the couch
You can almost hear, "Where were you? Where were you? Where were you?" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:08
You can almost hear, "Where were you? Where were you? W...
My dog loves me so much, he cannot control his own bodily functions. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:07
My dog loves me so much, he cannot control his own bodily fu...
That's why, when I would go home, I would immediately pick him up before anything. - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:05
That's why, when I would go home, I would immediately p...
"How come you don't come to me first?" - Gabriel Iglesias: Stadium Fluffy 00:15
"How come you don't come to me first?"