"Galaxy Quest" quotes

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For four years, the courageous crew of the NSEA protector - "Commander Peter Quincy Taggart" (Tim Allen), "Lt. Tawny Madison (Sigourney Weaver) and "Dr.Lazarus" (Alan Rickman) - set off on a thrilling and often dangerous mission in space...and then their series was cancelled! Now, twenty years later, aliens under attack have mistaken the Galaxy Quest television transmissions for "historical documents" and beam up the crew of has-been actors to save the universe. With no script, no director and no clue, the actors must turn in the performances of their lives.

Director: Dean Parisot
Writer: David Howard, Robert Gordon
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $71,583,916
Released: 25 Dec 1999
Awards: 7 wins & 14 nominations

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I'm sorry to wake you sir - Galaxy Quest 00:04 I'm sorry to wake you sir Sir it's you Thank lpthar - Galaxy Quest 00:06 Sir it's you Thank lpthar Release them - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Release them You can have it - Galaxy Quest 00:12 You can have it How about that Pig Lizard - Galaxy Quest 00:06 How about that Pig Lizard You're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17 - Galaxy Quest 00:08 You're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17 I'm not the commander - Galaxy Quest 00:09 I'm not the commander Where's the happy ending Jason - Galaxy Quest 00:09 Where's the happy ending Jason We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes - Galaxy Quest 00:14 We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes Come on guys Jason we're actors not astronauts - Galaxy Quest 00:08 Come on guys Jason we're actors not astronauts Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage - Galaxy Quest 00:09 Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage They're gonna start eating each other out there - Galaxy Quest 00:09 They're gonna start eating each other out there We gotta go across this thing - Galaxy Quest 01:08 We gotta go across this thing I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze - Galaxy Quest 00:06 I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze The door was a little sticky - Galaxy Quest 00:09 The door was a little sticky Corn fed Iowa beef - Galaxy Quest 00:07 Corn fed Iowa beef Lets fire blue particle cannons full - Galaxy Quest 00:24 Lets fire blue particle cannons full She's not a fan - Galaxy Quest 00:14 She's not a fan The Commander and I never had a - Galaxy Quest 00:10 The Commander and I never had a By Grabthar's hammer Dr Lazarus - Galaxy Quest 00:10 By Grabthar's hammer Dr Lazarus Gosh I'm doing it I'm repeating the darn computer - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Gosh I'm doing it I'm repeating the darn computer What I could really use here is a cup holder and a couple of Advil - Galaxy Quest 00:07 What I could really use here is a cup holder and a couple of... Does the rolling help actually It helps - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Does the rolling help actually It helps Are you enjoying your Kep mok blood ticks - Galaxy Quest 00:10 Are you enjoying your Kep mok blood ticks The floors are so clean - Galaxy Quest 00:05 The floors are so clean Whoever wrote this episode should die - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Whoever wrote this episode should die Could you possibly try NOT to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE - Galaxy Quest 00:07 Could you possibly try NOT to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE You broke the ship - Galaxy Quest 00:09 You broke the ship Why is it always ducts - Galaxy Quest 00:06 Why is it always ducts It's like throwing gasoline on a flame - Galaxy Quest 00:14 It's like throwing gasoline on a flame And I kicked his ass - Galaxy Quest 00:07 And I kicked his ass We wish to go to the ship - Galaxy Quest 00:40 We wish to go to the ship We have  these - Galaxy Quest 00:18 We have these You were holding it upside down - Galaxy Quest 00:07 You were holding it upside down I really appreciate it - Galaxy Quest 00:19 I really appreciate it Another ship mate - Galaxy Quest 00:04 Another ship mate There is no  quantum flux - Galaxy Quest 00:11 There is no quantum flux Back again after 18 years - Galaxy Quest 00:17 Back again after 18 years Doesn't she talk - Galaxy Quest 00:15 Doesn't she talk Commander Taggart - Galaxy Quest 00:17 Commander Taggart Who wants the grand tour - Galaxy Quest 00:15 Who wants the grand tour I remember that sound - Galaxy Quest 00:06 I remember that sound Well screw that - Galaxy Quest 00:06 Well screw that The actors are going to play war with me - Galaxy Quest 00:08 The actors are going to play war with me Wait No - Galaxy Quest 00:32 Wait No With all that makeup and stuff - Galaxy Quest 00:11 With all that makeup and stuff And never surrender - Galaxy Quest 00:24 And never surrender Remember yesterday at the convention - Galaxy Quest 00:14 Remember yesterday at the convention IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU - Galaxy Quest 00:07 IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU You don't hold the turbo down - Galaxy Quest 00:07 You don't hold the turbo down We found some beryllium on a nearby planet - Galaxy Quest 00:31 We found some beryllium on a nearby planet It's the simple things in life you treasure - Galaxy Quest 00:06 It's the simple things in life you treasure Better than my lieutenant - Galaxy Quest 00:13 Better than my lieutenant We were hoping you could come with us - Galaxy Quest 00:15 We were hoping you could come with us Crewman Madison - Galaxy Quest 00:17 Crewman Madison We're all actors - Galaxy Quest 00:39 We're all actors The enemy is matching velocity - Galaxy Quest 00:13 The enemy is matching velocity I'm just jazzed about being on the show - Galaxy Quest 00:12 I'm just jazzed about being on the show That was a hell of a thing - Galaxy Quest 00:07 That was a hell of a thing I've never seen him lose it like that before - Galaxy Quest 00:23 I've never seen him lose it like that before May I remind you he's wearing a costume not a uniform - Galaxy Quest 00:12 May I remind you he's wearing a costume not a uniform The ship is breaking apart and all that - Galaxy Quest 00:22 The ship is breaking apart and all that Give him a hand - Galaxy Quest 00:10 Give him a hand I'm just a glorified extra - Galaxy Quest 00:15 I'm just a glorified extra Did you see that - Galaxy Quest 00:09 Did you see that Where are you going - Galaxy Quest 00:13 Where are you going Put me back on with him - Galaxy Quest 00:33 Put me back on with him I don't like this - Galaxy Quest 00:19 I don't like this Hey get a room guys okay - Galaxy Quest 00:24 Hey get a room guys okay Don't open that - Galaxy Quest 00:25 Don't open that You WILL go out there - Galaxy Quest 00:06 You WILL go out there Where's the happy ending - Galaxy Quest 00:53 Where's the happy ending Let me remind you - Galaxy Quest 00:47 Let me remind you You had a part people loved - Galaxy Quest 00:28 You had a part people loved I'm not a commander - Galaxy Quest 00:38 I'm not a commander Red thingy moving toward the green thingy - Galaxy Quest 00:17 Red thingy moving toward the green thingy You used to pull your punches - Galaxy Quest 00:10 You used to pull your punches I changed my mind - Galaxy Quest 00:54 I changed my mind No digital conveyor - Galaxy Quest 00:27 No digital conveyor I heard some squealing or something - Galaxy Quest 00:33 I heard some squealing or something
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Cast

Jason Nesmith - Tim Allen
Gwen DeMarco - Sigourney Weaver
Alexander Dane - Alan Rickman
Fred Kwan - Tony Shalhoub
Guy Fleegman - Sam Rockwell