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The scene when Tim Allen is in a men's room overhearing how the cast of Galaxy Quest are nobodies and all the co-stars can't stand him mirrors an actual event in William Shatner's life. He discovered the exact same things about himself when he attended a 1986 convention.GoofsWhen Nesmith and DeMarco are in the engineering room aborting the self-destruct sequence, DeMarco's uniform goes from being zipped up before they press the blue button, to being unzipped immediately afterward (the scene has been edited to remove a segment where DeMarco seduces one of Sarris' soldiers).QuotesSir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.Crazy creditsAt the end of the closing credits, Enrico Colantoni, as Mathesar, says "Never give up... Never surrender!".Alternate versionsRegrettably, the 20th anniversary restoration recently screened at Paramount used the DVD version, thus it goes from 1.37 to 2.35, including the 20 minutes or so that are supposed to be shown at 1.85.ConnectionsFeatured in Siskel & Ebert & the Movies: Any Given Sunday/Fantasia 2000/Galaxy Quest/The Talented Mr. Ripley/The Hurricane (1999)if(typeof uet === 'function'){ uet('be', 'StaticFeature_DidYouKnowEntity', {wb: 1}); }if(typeof uex === 'function'){ uex('ld', 'StaticFeature_DidYouKnowEntity', {wb: 1}); }User reviews

Director: Dean Parisot
Writer: David Howard, Robert Gordon
Production: DreamWorks Pictures
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $71,583,916
Released: 25 Dec 1999
Awards: 7 wins & 14 nominations


97 Clips & Quotes

By Grabthar's hammer - Galaxy Quest 00:23 By Grabthar's hammer There is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board - Galaxy Quest 00:46 There is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board Whoever wrote this episode should DIE - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Whoever wrote this episode should DIE I'm not even supposed to be here - Galaxy Quest 00:47 I'm not even supposed to be here They're not ALL  historical documents - Galaxy Quest 00:29 They're not ALL historical documents I see you've managed to get your shirt off - Galaxy Quest 00:21 I see you've managed to get your shirt off Never surrender - Galaxy Quest 00:10 Never surrender Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy - Galaxy Quest 00:23 Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy I'm not doing it - Galaxy Quest 01:03 I'm not doing it That's not too bad - Galaxy Quest 00:49 That's not too bad Did you guys ever WATCH the show - Galaxy Quest 00:14 Did you guys ever WATCH the show Could they be the miners - Galaxy Quest 00:18 Could they be the miners You're just going to have to figure out what it wants - Galaxy Quest 00:45 You're just going to have to figure out what it wants Where are you going with all those fireworks - Galaxy Quest 00:30 Where are you going with all those fireworks You're just going to have to kill it - Galaxy Quest 01:04 You're just going to have to kill it I heard some squealing or something - Galaxy Quest 00:50 I heard some squealing or something I changed my mind - Galaxy Quest 02:04 I changed my mind Red thingy moving toward the green thingy - Galaxy Quest 00:27 Red thingy moving toward the green thingy You used to pull your punches - Galaxy Quest 00:32 You used to pull your punches Why does this sound so familiar - Galaxy Quest 01:58 Why does this sound so familiar No digital conveyor - Galaxy Quest 01:00 No digital conveyor You WILL go out there - Galaxy Quest 00:27 You WILL go out there Where are you going - Galaxy Quest 00:19 Where are you going I'm not a commander - Galaxy Quest 01:18 I'm not a commander I don't like this - Galaxy Quest 00:44 I don't like this Don't open that - Galaxy Quest 00:12 Don't open that Let me remind you - Galaxy Quest 01:15 Let me remind you Put me back on with him - Galaxy Quest 00:58 Put me back on with him Five curtain calls - Galaxy Quest 00:37 Five curtain calls You had a part people loved - Galaxy Quest 00:48 You had a part people loved Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack - Galaxy Quest 00:18 Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack I'm just a glorified extra - Galaxy Quest 00:43 I'm just a glorified extra Give him a hand - Galaxy Quest 00:13 Give him a hand The ship is breaking apart and all that - Galaxy Quest 00:32 The ship is breaking apart and all that That was a hell of a thing - Galaxy Quest 00:16 That was a hell of a thing Did you see that - Galaxy Quest 00:26 Did you see that I've never seen him lose it like that before - Galaxy Quest 00:23 I've never seen him lose it like that before You don't hold the turbo down - Galaxy Quest 00:22 You don't hold the turbo down I'm just jazzed about being on the show - Galaxy Quest 00:17 I'm just jazzed about being on the show We're all actors - Galaxy Quest 00:37 We're all actors We were hoping you could come with us - Galaxy Quest 00:30 We were hoping you could come with us The actors are going to play war with me - Galaxy Quest 00:15 The actors are going to play war with me Exiting the time knot now - Galaxy Quest 01:16 Exiting the time knot now It's the simple things in life you treasure - Galaxy Quest 00:15 It's the simple things in life you treasure Remember yesterday at the convention - Galaxy Quest 00:41 Remember yesterday at the convention And never surrender - Galaxy Quest 00:38 And never surrender There is no  quantum flux - Galaxy Quest 00:26 There is no quantum flux The enemy is matching velocity - Galaxy Quest 00:33 The enemy is matching velocity With all that makeup and stuff - Galaxy Quest 00:26 With all that makeup and stuff Crewman Madison - Galaxy Quest 00:13 Crewman Madison It's like throwing gasoline on a flame - Galaxy Quest 00:15 It's like throwing gasoline on a flame I remember that sound - Galaxy Quest 00:19 I remember that sound Why is it always ducts - Galaxy Quest 00:09 Why is it always ducts Who wants the grand tour - Galaxy Quest 00:07 Who wants the grand tour Could you possibly try NOT to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE - Galaxy Quest 00:20 Could you possibly try NOT to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU - Galaxy Quest 00:07 IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU Commander Taggart - Galaxy Quest 00:23 Commander Taggart Doesn't she talk - Galaxy Quest 00:25 Doesn't she talk Back again after 18 years - Galaxy Quest 00:09 Back again after 18 years Another ship mate - Galaxy Quest 00:14 Another ship mate I really appreciate it - Galaxy Quest 00:43 I really appreciate it We have  these - Galaxy Quest 00:16 We have these Better than my lieutenant - Galaxy Quest 00:14 Better than my lieutenant We wish to go to the ship - Galaxy Quest 00:47 We wish to go to the ship You broke the ship - Galaxy Quest 00:22 You broke the ship We found some beryllium on a nearby planet - Galaxy Quest 00:33 We found some beryllium on a nearby planet You've gotta admit - Galaxy Quest 00:26 You've gotta admit You were holding it upside down - Galaxy Quest 00:17 You were holding it upside down The Commander and I never had a - Galaxy Quest 00:18 The Commander and I never had a And I kicked his ass - Galaxy Quest 00:23 And I kicked his ass Lets fire blue particle cannons full - Galaxy Quest 00:59 Lets fire blue particle cannons full Corn fed Iowa beef - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Corn fed Iowa beef You can have it - Galaxy Quest 00:25 You can have it I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze - Galaxy Quest 00:23 I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze They're gonna start eating each other out there - Galaxy Quest 00:17 They're gonna start eating each other out there Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage - Galaxy Quest 00:20 Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage The floors are so clean - Galaxy Quest 00:15 The floors are so clean We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes - Galaxy Quest 00:32 We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes Are you enjoying your Kep mok blood ticks - Galaxy Quest 00:25 Are you enjoying your Kep mok blood ticks What I could really use here is a cup holder and a couple of Advil - Galaxy Quest 00:24 What I could really use here is a cup holder and a couple of... I'm not the commander - Galaxy Quest 00:25 I'm not the commander You're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17 - Galaxy Quest 00:21 You're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17 How about that Pig Lizard - Galaxy Quest 00:21 How about that Pig Lizard She's not a fan - Galaxy Quest 00:18 She's not a fan The door was a little sticky - Galaxy Quest 00:29 The door was a little sticky We gotta go across this thing - Galaxy Quest 02:22 We gotta go across this thing I'm just  Crewman Number Six - Galaxy Quest 00:46 I'm just Crewman Number Six What is this thing - Galaxy Quest 00:58 What is this thing I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said - Galaxy Quest 01:01 I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what... I repeated the computer - Galaxy Quest 00:50 I repeated the computer Where's the happy ending - Galaxy Quest 01:32 Where's the happy ending He doesn't understand - Galaxy Quest 00:36 He doesn't understand There's no such person as Captain Taggart - Galaxy Quest 00:32 There's no such person as Captain Taggart I don't like it - Galaxy Quest 01:19 I don't like it Systems registering functional - Galaxy Quest 01:19 Systems registering functional As long as there is injustice - Galaxy Quest 00:22 As long as there is injustice I said I'm not the commander - Galaxy Quest 00:23 I said I'm not the commander

Cast

Jason Nesmith - Tim Allen
Gwen DeMarco - Sigourney Weaver
Alexander Dane - Alan Rickman
Fred Kwan - Tony Shalhoub
Guy Fleegman - Sam Rockwell
Tommy Webber - Daryl Mitchell
Mathesar - Enrico Colantoni
Sarris - Robin Sachs
Quellek - Patrick Breen
Laliari - Missi Pyle
Teb - Jed Rees
Brandon - Justin Long
Katelyn - Kaitlin Cullum
Hollister - Jonathan Feyer
Young Tommy - Corbin Bleu
Neru (as Samuel Lloyd) - Sam Lloyd
Fan #1 - Bill Chott
Fan #2 - Morgan Rusler
Fan #3 - Gregg Binkley
Fan #4 (as Brandon Michael de Paul) - Brandon de Paul
Fan #6 (as Greg Colbrook) - Gregory Colbrook
Shy Girl - Jennifer Manley
Teen in the Bathroom #1 - John Patrick White
Teen in the Bathroom #2 - Todd Giebenhain
Excited Alien - J.P. Manoux
Navigator - Dan Gunther
Technician #1 - Matt Winston
Technician #2 - Brandon Keener
Nervous Tech - Dian Bachar
Lahnk - Rainn Wilson
Teek (scenes deleted) - Susan Egan
Brandon's Mom - Heidi Swedberg
Sarris' Guard - Isaac C. Singleton Jr.
Reporter - Jerry Penacoli
Warrior Alien - Joel McKinnon Miller
Announcer - Kevin McDonald
Alien Fan (as Daniel T. Parker) - Daniel Parker
Inventory Clerk - Dawn Hutchins
Voice of the Computer - Joe Frank
Thermian Greeter #1 (as Lawrence Richards) - Larry Richards
Thermian Greeter #2 - Mic Tomasi
Convention Goer - Heath Castor
Security Guard - Mike J Daugherity
Mank'nar #1 in Prosthetics - Joseph J. Dawson
Convention Goer - Paulie DiCocco III
Convention Goer - Andrew Doucette
Thermian Soldier - Michael Haboush
Convention Goth - Erik Johnson
Sci-Fi Convention Fan - Janis Jones
Control Deck Thermian - Danilo Mancinelli
Nerdy Convention Goer - Paul McMichael
Prostitute with Alien - Molly O'Brien
Convention Goer - Brian Penikas
Sarri's Guard - Marcio Rosario
Sarris Soldier - Rocco Salata