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"Galaxy Quest" quotes

Galaxy Quest poster
The alumni cast of a space opera television series have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help. However, they also have to defend both Earth and the alien race from a reptilian warlord.

Director: Dean Parisot
Writer: David Howard, Robert Gordon
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $71,583,916
Released: 25 Dec 1999
Awards: 7 wins & 14 nominations

111 video clips

Gwen DemarcoGuy FleegmanMathesarSir Alexander DaneQuellekAlexander DaneFred KwanBrandon's MomBrandonJason NesmithTommy WebberTebSarrisLaliariAnnouncerVoice Of Computer
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Five curtain calls - Galaxy Quest 00:37 Five curtain calls I'm just Crewman Number Six - Galaxy Quest 00:46 I'm just Crewman Number Six Systems registering functional - Galaxy Quest 01:19 Systems registering functional As long as there is injustice - Galaxy Quest 00:22 As long as there is injustice I said I'm not the commander - Galaxy Quest 00:23 I said I'm not the commander By Grabthar's hammer by the sons of Warvan I shall avenge you - Galaxy Quest 00:06 By Grabthar's hammer by the sons of Warvan I shall... Computer is there a replacement beryllium sphere on board - Galaxy Quest 00:30 Computer is there a replacement beryllium sphere on board No Never give up Never surrender - Galaxy Quest 00:06 No Never give up Never surrender Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy - Galaxy Quest 00:04 Let's get out of here before one of those things kills... What is this thing 2242 - Galaxy Quest 00:19 What is this thing 2242 I see you managed to get your shirt off - Galaxy Quest 00:05 I see you managed to get your shirt off Did you guys ever watch the show - Galaxy Quest 00:04 Did you guys ever watch the show Well you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants - Galaxy Quest 00:15 Well you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said - Galaxy Quest 00:24 I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what... I changed my mind I want to go back - Galaxy Quest 00:37 I changed my mind I want to go back I'm not the Commander - Galaxy Quest 00:27 I'm not the Commander Okay You had a character people loved - Galaxy Quest 00:21 Okay You had a character people loved Let me remind you sonny - Galaxy Quest 00:36 Let me remind you sonny Where's the happy ending Jason - Galaxy Quest 00:33 Where's the happy ending Jason Hey Don't open that It's an alien planet - Galaxy Quest 00:16 Hey Don't open that It's an alien planet Alex where are you going - Galaxy Quest 00:06 Alex where are you going Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack I'm just a glorified extra Fred I'm a dead man anyway - Galaxy Quest 00:15 I'm just a glorified extra Fred I'm a dead man... Give him a big hand He's British Yes sir - Galaxy Quest 00:06 Give him a big hand He's British Yes sir I'm just jazzed about being on the show man - Galaxy Quest 00:05 I'm just jazzed about being on the show man That was a hell of a thing - Galaxy Quest 00:04 That was a hell of a thing Mathesar there's no such person as Captain Taggart - Galaxy Quest 00:37 Mathesar there's no such person as Captain Taggart Crewman Madison the mist of this strange planet - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Crewman Madison the mist of this strange planet We were hoping you could come with us - Galaxy Quest 00:14 We were hoping you could come with us Hello Sarris How you doing - Galaxy Quest 00:08 Hello Sarris How you doing Hey Commander listen We found some beryllium on a nearby planet - Galaxy Quest 00:31 Hey Commander listen We found some beryllium on a nearby... It's the simple things in life you treasure - Galaxy Quest 00:05 It's the simple things in life you treasure Of course it's always about you isn't it - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Of course it's always about you isn't it Remember yesterday at the convention those people dressed like aliens - Galaxy Quest 00:10 Remember yesterday at the convention those people dressed... The enemy is matching velocity - Galaxy Quest 00:11 The enemy is matching velocity You know with all that makeup and stuff - Galaxy Quest 00:05 You know with all that makeup and stuff How adorable - Galaxy Quest 00:07 How adorable It's like throwing gasoline on a flame - Galaxy Quest 00:05 It's like throwing gasoline on a flame I remember that sound That's a bad sound - Galaxy Quest 00:05 I remember that sound That's a bad sound You broke the ship You broke the bloody ship - Galaxy Quest 00:05 You broke the ship You broke the bloody ship You guys came Who wants the grand tour - Galaxy Quest 00:14 You guys came Who wants the grand tour Could you possibly try not to hit every single one - Galaxy Quest 00:07 Could you possibly try not to hit every single one We are saved - Galaxy Quest 00:17 We are saved And now back again after 18 years the new adventures of Galaxy Quest - Galaxy Quest 00:07 And now back again after 18 years the new adventures of... There is no quantum flux There's no auxiliary - Galaxy Quest 00:10 There is no quantum flux There's no auxiliary You were holding it upside down Shut up - Galaxy Quest 00:04 You were holding it upside down Shut up I got to fight this guy named Sarris and I kicked his ass - Galaxy Quest 00:06 I got to fight this guy named Sarris and I kicked his ass Ducts Why is it always ducts - Galaxy Quest 00:04 Ducts Why is it always ducts You've got to admit they really do love him - Galaxy Quest 00:09 You've got to admit they really do love him Are you enjoying your Kep mok blood ticks Dr Lazarus - Galaxy Quest 00:07 Are you enjoying your Kep mok blood ticks Dr Lazarus No The Commander and I never had a thing - Galaxy Quest 00:07 No The Commander and I never had a thing Okey dokey Okey dokey Let's fire blue particle cannons full - Galaxy Quest 00:19 Okey dokey Okey dokey Let's fire blue particle cannons... Sorry The door's a little sticky Did you see that - Galaxy Quest 00:08 Sorry The door's a little sticky Did you see that Wait a minute We gotta go across this thing - Galaxy Quest 00:23 Wait a minute We gotta go across this thing I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze - Galaxy Quest 00:05 I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze This is great You know usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage - Galaxy Quest 00:06 This is great You know usually it's just cardboard... We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes - Galaxy Quest 00:10 We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes You know what I could use is a cup holder and a couple ofAdvil - Galaxy Quest 00:05 You know what I could use is a cup holder and a couple... You know okay Gosh darn it I give up It's yours You can have it - Galaxy Quest 00:10 You know okay Gosh darn it I give up It's yours You can... Whoever wrote this episode should DIE - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Whoever wrote this episode should DIE They're not ALL historical documents - Galaxy Quest 00:12 They're not ALL historical documents That's not too bad - Galaxy Quest 00:59 That's not too bad Could they be the miners - Galaxy Quest 00:17 Could they be the miners Where are you going with all those fireworks - Galaxy Quest 00:30 Where are you going with all those fireworks By Grabthar's hammer - Galaxy Quest 00:12 By Grabthar's hammer You're just going to have to kill it - Galaxy Quest 00:27 You're just going to have to kill it Why does this sound so familiar - Galaxy Quest 01:01 Why does this sound so familiar I heard some squealing or something - Galaxy Quest 00:33 I heard some squealing or something You used to pull your punches - Galaxy Quest 00:10 You used to pull your punches Red thingy moving toward the green thingy - Galaxy Quest 00:17 Red thingy moving toward the green thingy You WILL go out there - Galaxy Quest 00:06 You WILL go out there Hey get a room guys okay - Galaxy Quest 00:24 Hey get a room guys okay I don't like this - Galaxy Quest 00:19 I don't like this Put me back on with him - Galaxy Quest 00:33 Put me back on with him Did you see that - Galaxy Quest 00:09 Did you see that The ship is breaking apart and all that - Galaxy Quest 00:22 The ship is breaking apart and all that May I remind you he's wearing a costume not a uniform - Galaxy Quest 00:12 May I remind you he's wearing a costume not a uniform I've never seen him lose it like that before - Galaxy Quest 00:23 I've never seen him lose it like that before You don't hold the turbo down - Galaxy Quest 00:07 You don't hold the turbo down Wait No - Galaxy Quest 00:32 Wait No Well screw that - Galaxy Quest 00:06 Well screw that Doesn't she talk - Galaxy Quest 00:15 Doesn't she talk Another ship mate - Galaxy Quest 00:04 Another ship mate I really appreciate it - Galaxy Quest 00:19 I really appreciate it We have these - Galaxy Quest 00:18 We have these We wish to go to the ship - Galaxy Quest 00:40 We wish to go to the ship Whoever wrote this episode should die - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Whoever wrote this episode should die The floors are so clean - Galaxy Quest 00:05 The floors are so clean Does the rolling help actually It helps - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Does the rolling help actually It helps
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Cast

Jason Nesmith - Tim Allen
Gwen DeMarco - Sigourney Weaver
Alexander Dane - Alan Rickman
Fred Kwan - Tony Shalhoub
Guy Fleegman - Sam Rockwell
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