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"Galaxy Quest" quotes

Galaxy Quest poster
The alumni cast of a space opera television series have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help. However, they also have to defend both Earth and the alien race from a reptilian warlord.

Director: Dean Parisot
Writer: David Howard, Robert Gordon
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $71,583,916
Released: 25 Dec 1999
Awards: 7 wins & 14 nominations
I'm sorry to wake you sir - Galaxy Quest 00:04 I'm sorry to wake you sir Sir it's you Thank lpthar - Galaxy Quest 00:06 Sir it's you Thank lpthar Release them - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Release them How about that Pig Lizard - Galaxy Quest 00:06 How about that Pig Lizard You're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17 - Galaxy Quest 00:08 You're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17 Where's the happy ending Jason - Galaxy Quest 00:09 Where's the happy ending Jason Come on guys Jason we're actors not astronauts - Galaxy Quest 00:08 Come on guys Jason we're actors not astronauts They're gonna start eating each other out there - Galaxy Quest 00:09 They're gonna start eating each other out there Corn fed Iowa beef - Galaxy Quest 00:07 Corn fed Iowa beef She's not a fan - Galaxy Quest 00:14 She's not a fan By Grabthar's hammer Dr Lazarus - Galaxy Quest 00:10 By Grabthar's hammer Dr Lazarus Gosh I'm doing it I'm repeating the darn computer - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Gosh I'm doing it I'm repeating the darn computer Does the rolling help actually It helps - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Does the rolling help actually It helps The floors are so clean - Galaxy Quest 00:05 The floors are so clean Whoever wrote this episode should die - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Whoever wrote this episode should die We wish to go to the ship - Galaxy Quest 00:40 We wish to go to the ship We have  these - Galaxy Quest 00:18 We have these I really appreciate it - Galaxy Quest 00:19 I really appreciate it Another ship mate - Galaxy Quest 00:04 Another ship mate Doesn't she talk - Galaxy Quest 00:15 Doesn't she talk Well screw that - Galaxy Quest 00:06 Well screw that Wait No - Galaxy Quest 00:32 Wait No You don't hold the turbo down - Galaxy Quest 00:07 You don't hold the turbo down I've never seen him lose it like that before - Galaxy Quest 00:23 I've never seen him lose it like that before May I remind you he's wearing a costume not a uniform - Galaxy Quest 00:12 May I remind you he's wearing a costume not a uniform The ship is breaking apart and all that - Galaxy Quest 00:22 The ship is breaking apart and all that Did you see that - Galaxy Quest 00:09 Did you see that Put me back on with him - Galaxy Quest 00:33 Put me back on with him I don't like this - Galaxy Quest 00:19 I don't like this Hey get a room guys okay - Galaxy Quest 00:24 Hey get a room guys okay You WILL go out there - Galaxy Quest 00:06 You WILL go out there Red thingy moving toward the green thingy - Galaxy Quest 00:17 Red thingy moving toward the green thingy You used to pull your punches - Galaxy Quest 00:10 You used to pull your punches I heard some squealing or something - Galaxy Quest 00:33 I heard some squealing or something Why does this sound so familiar - Galaxy Quest 01:01 Why does this sound so familiar You're just going to have to kill it - Galaxy Quest 00:27 You're just going to have to kill it By Grabthar's hammer - Galaxy Quest 00:12 By Grabthar's hammer Where are you going with all those fireworks - Galaxy Quest 00:30 Where are you going with all those fireworks Could they be the miners - Galaxy Quest 00:17 Could they be the miners That's not too bad - Galaxy Quest 00:59 That's not too bad They're not ALL  historical documents - Galaxy Quest 00:12 They're not ALL historical documents Whoever wrote this episode should DIE - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Whoever wrote this episode should DIE You know okay Gosh darn it I give up It's yours You can have it - Galaxy Quest 00:10 You know okay Gosh darn it I give up It's yours You can... You know what I could use is a cup holder and a couple ofAdvil - Galaxy Quest 00:05 You know what I could use is a cup holder and a couple... We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes - Galaxy Quest 00:10 We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes This is great You know usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage - Galaxy Quest 00:06 This is great You know usually it's just cardboard... I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze - Galaxy Quest 00:05 I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze Wait a minute We gotta go across this thing - Galaxy Quest 00:23 Wait a minute We gotta go across this thing Sorry The door's a little sticky Did you see that - Galaxy Quest 00:08 Sorry The door's a little sticky Did you see that Okey dokey Okey dokey Let's fire blue particle cannons full - Galaxy Quest 00:19 Okey dokey Okey dokey Let's fire blue particle cannons... No The Commander and I never had a thing - Galaxy Quest 00:07 No The Commander and I never had a thing Are you enjoying your Kep mok blood ticks Dr Lazarus - Galaxy Quest 00:07 Are you enjoying your Kep mok blood ticks Dr Lazarus You've got to admit they really do love him - Galaxy Quest 00:09 You've got to admit they really do love him Ducts Why is it always ducts - Galaxy Quest 00:04 Ducts Why is it always ducts I got to fight this guy named Sarris and I kicked his ass - Galaxy Quest 00:06 I got to fight this guy named Sarris and I kicked his ass You were holding it upside down Shut up - Galaxy Quest 00:04 You were holding it upside down Shut up There is no quantum flux There's no auxiliary - Galaxy Quest 00:10 There is no quantum flux There's no auxiliary And now back again after 18 years the new adventures of Galaxy Quest - Galaxy Quest 00:07 And now back again after 18 years the new adventures of... We are saved - Galaxy Quest 00:17 We are saved Could you possibly try not to hit every single one - Galaxy Quest 00:07 Could you possibly try not to hit every single one You guys came Who wants the grand tour - Galaxy Quest 00:14 You guys came Who wants the grand tour You broke the ship You broke the bloody ship - Galaxy Quest 00:05 You broke the ship You broke the bloody ship I remember that sound That's a bad sound - Galaxy Quest 00:05 I remember that sound That's a bad sound It's like throwing gasoline on a flame - Galaxy Quest 00:05 It's like throwing gasoline on a flame How adorable - Galaxy Quest 00:07 How adorable You know with all that makeup and stuff - Galaxy Quest 00:05 You know with all that makeup and stuff The enemy is matching velocity - Galaxy Quest 00:11 The enemy is matching velocity Remember yesterday at the convention those people dressed like aliens - Galaxy Quest 00:10 Remember yesterday at the convention those people dressed... Of course it's always about you isn't it - Galaxy Quest 00:05 Of course it's always about you isn't it It's the simple things in life you treasure - Galaxy Quest 00:05 It's the simple things in life you treasure Hey Commander listen We found some beryllium on a nearby planet - Galaxy Quest 00:31 Hey Commander listen We found some beryllium on a nearby... Hello Sarris How you doing - Galaxy Quest 00:08 Hello Sarris How you doing We were hoping you could come with us - Galaxy Quest 00:14 We were hoping you could come with us Crewman Madison the mist of this strange planet - Galaxy Quest 00:11 Crewman Madison the mist of this strange planet Mathesar there's no such person as Captain Taggart - Galaxy Quest 00:37 Mathesar there's no such person as Captain Taggart That was a hell of a thing - Galaxy Quest 00:04 That was a hell of a thing I'm just jazzed about being on the show man - Galaxy Quest 00:05 I'm just jazzed about being on the show man Give him a big hand He's British Yes sir - Galaxy Quest 00:06 Give him a big hand He's British Yes sir I'm just a glorified extra Fred I'm a dead man anyway - Galaxy Quest 00:15 I'm just a glorified extra Fred I'm a dead man...

Cast

Jason Nesmith - Tim Allen
Gwen DeMarco - Sigourney Weaver
Alexander Dane - Alan Rickman
Fred Kwan - Tony Shalhoub
Guy Fleegman - Sam Rockwell