"Galaxy Quest" quotes
The alumni cast of a space opera television series have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help. However, they also have to defend both Earth and the alien race from a reptilian warlord.
Director: Dean Parisot
Writer: David Howard, Robert Gordon
Production: N/A
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $71,583,916
Released: 25 Dec 1999
Awards: 7 wins & 14 nominations
111 video clips
00:37 Five curtain calls
00:46 I'm just Crewman Number Six
01:19 Systems registering functional
00:22 As long as there is injustice
00:23 I said I'm not the commander
00:06 By Grabthar's hammer by the sons of Warvan I shall...
00:30 Computer is there a replacement beryllium sphere on board
00:06 No Never give up Never surrender
00:04 Let's get out of here before one of those things kills...
00:19 What is this thing 2242
00:05 I see you managed to get your shirt off
00:04 Did you guys ever watch the show
00:15 Well you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants
00:24 I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what...
00:37 I changed my mind I want to go back
00:27 I'm not the Commander
00:21 Okay You had a character people loved
00:36 Let me remind you sonny
00:33 Where's the happy ending Jason
00:16 Hey Don't open that It's an alien planet
00:06 Alex where are you going
00:05 Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack
00:15 I'm just a glorified extra Fred I'm a dead man...
00:06 Give him a big hand He's British Yes sir
00:05 I'm just jazzed about being on the show man
00:04 That was a hell of a thing
00:37 Mathesar there's no such person as Captain Taggart
00:11 Crewman Madison the mist of this strange planet
00:14 We were hoping you could come with us
00:08 Hello Sarris How you doing
00:31 Hey Commander listen We found some beryllium on a nearby...
00:05 It's the simple things in life you treasure
00:05 Of course it's always about you isn't it
00:10 Remember yesterday at the convention those people dressed...
00:11 The enemy is matching velocity
00:05 You know with all that makeup and stuff
00:07 How adorable
00:05 It's like throwing gasoline on a flame
00:05 I remember that sound That's a bad sound
00:05 You broke the ship You broke the bloody ship
00:14 You guys came Who wants the grand tour
00:07 Could you possibly try not to hit every single one
00:17 We are saved
00:07 And now back again after 18 years the new adventures of...
00:10 There is no quantum flux There's no auxiliary
00:04 You were holding it upside down Shut up
00:06 I got to fight this guy named Sarris and I kicked his ass
00:04 Ducts Why is it always ducts
00:09 You've got to admit they really do love him
00:07 Are you enjoying your Kep mok blood ticks Dr Lazarus
00:07 No The Commander and I never had a thing
00:19 Okey dokey Okey dokey Let's fire blue particle cannons...
00:08 Sorry The door's a little sticky Did you see that
00:23 Wait a minute We gotta go across this thing
00:05 I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze
00:06 This is great You know usually it's just cardboard...
00:10 We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes
00:05 You know what I could use is a cup holder and a couple...
00:10 You know okay Gosh darn it I give up It's yours You can...
00:05 Whoever wrote this episode should DIE
00:12 They're not ALL historical documents
00:59 That's not too bad
00:17 Could they be the miners
00:30 Where are you going with all those fireworks
00:12 By Grabthar's hammer
00:27 You're just going to have to kill it
01:01 Why does this sound so familiar
00:33 I heard some squealing or something
00:10 You used to pull your punches
00:17 Red thingy moving toward the green thingy
00:06 You WILL go out there
00:24 Hey get a room guys okay
00:19 I don't like this
00:33 Put me back on with him
00:09 Did you see that
00:22 The ship is breaking apart and all that
00:12 May I remind you he's wearing a costume not a uniform
00:23 I've never seen him lose it like that before
00:07 You don't hold the turbo down
00:32 Wait No
00:06 Well screw that
00:15 Doesn't she talk
00:04 Another ship mate
00:19 I really appreciate it
00:18 We have these
00:40 We wish to go to the ship
00:05 Whoever wrote this episode should die
00:05 The floors are so clean
00:11 Does the rolling help actually It helps
Cast
Jason Nesmith - Tim Allen
Gwen DeMarco - Sigourney Weaver
Alexander Dane - Alan Rickman
Fred Kwan - Tony Shalhoub
Guy Fleegman - Sam Rockwell
Tommy Webber - Daryl Mitchell
Mathesar - Enrico Colantoni
Sarris - Robin Sachs
Quellek - Patrick Breen
Laliari - Missi Pyle
Teb - Jed Rees
Brandon - Justin Long
Kyle - Jeremy Howard
Katelyn - Kaitlin Cullum
Hollister - Jonathan Feyer
Young Tommy - Corbin Bleu
Lathe - Wayne Pére
Neru (as Samuel Lloyd) - Sam Lloyd
Fan #1 - Bill Chott
Fan #2 - Morgan Rusler
Fan #3 - Gregg Binkley
Fan #4 (as Brandon Michael de Paul) - Brandon de Paul
Fan #5 - Paul G. Kubiak
Fan #6 (as Greg Colbrook) - Gregory Colbrook
Shy Girl - Jennifer Manley
Teen in the Bathroom #1 - John Patrick White
Teen in the Bathroom #2 - Todd Giebenhain
Excited Alien - J.P. Manoux
Navigator - Dan Gunther
Technician #1 - Matt Winston
Technician #2 - Brandon Keener
Nervous Tech - Dian Bachar
Lahnk - Rainn Wilson
Teek (scenes deleted) - Susan Egan
Brandon's Mom - Heidi Swedberg
Sarris' Guard - Isaac C. Singleton Jr.
Reporter - Jerry Penacoli
Warrior Alien - Joel McKinnon Miller
Announcer - Kevin McDonald
Alien Fan (as Daniel T. Parker) - Daniel Parker
Inventory Clerk - Dawn Hutchins
Voice of the Computer - Joe Frank
Thermian Greeter #1 (as Lawrence Richards) - Larry Richards
Thermian Greeter #2 - Mic Tomasi
Convention Goer - Heath Castor
Security Guard - Mike J Daugherity
Mank'nar #1 in Prosthetics - Joseph J. Dawson
Convention Goer - Paulie DiCocco III
Boy - David Dorfman
Convention Goer - Andrew Doucette
Thermian Soldier - Michael Haboush
Convention Goth - Erik Johnson
Sci-Fi Convention Fan - Janis Jones
Control Deck Thermian - Danilo Mancinelli
Nerdy Convention Goer - Paul McMichael
Prostitute with Alien - Molly O'Brien
Convention Goer - Brian Penikas
Sarri's Guard - Marcio Rosario
Sarris Soldier - Rocco Salata