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[first lines] The Major:
[narrating]
This is the story of my brave, foolish friend Harry Deane. Mr. Deane's work as a art curator in London had gone, he felt, largely unappreciated. He told me of countless insults suffered at the hands of his employer, Lionel Shabandar, media tycoon, art collector, and an absolute brute of a fellow. Lionel Shabandar:
[covered in mud]
Do not touch my person! You, idiot... Man:
Yes, my lord. Lionel Shabandar:
...give me your boot. The Major:
[narrating]
Forty years ago I'd have called this Shabandar a cad. Now the prevailing parlance for a fellow of this type is, I believe... shitbag
[narrating]
This is the story of my brave, foolish friend Harry Deane. Mr. Deane's work as a art curator in London had gone, he felt, largely unappreciated. He told me of countless insults suffered at the hands of his employer, Lionel Shabandar, media tycoon, art collector, and an absolute brute of a fellow. Lionel Shabandar:
[covered in mud]
Do not touch my person! You, idiot... Man:
Yes, my lord. Lionel Shabandar:
...give me your boot. The Major:
[narrating]
Forty years ago I'd have called this Shabandar a cad. Now the prevailing parlance for a fellow of this type is, I believe... shitbag
Full Transcript
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Not with millions in the offing
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There she is Great to meet you You take care
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Hey boys Hi
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Wow That was a very comfortable flight
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Excellent Welcome to London
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Thank you Oh thank you Major
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Yes still holding
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Can't see her today Any time today
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At the end of the day could he see her Needn't take long
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Movie Summary
An art curator decides to seek revenge on his abusive boss by conning him into buying a fake Monet, but his plan requires the help of an eccentric and unpredictable Texas rodeo queen.


