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"Garfield" quotes

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Jon Arbuckle buys a second pet, a dog named Odie. However, Odie is then abducted and it is up to Jon's cat, Garfield, to find and rescue the canine.

Director: Peter Hewitt
Writer: Jim Davis, Joel Cohen, Alec Sokolow
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, adventure, comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 27/100
ImdbRating: 5.0
BoxOffice: $75,369,589
Released: 11 Jun 2004
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

144 video clips

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What am I gonna do with you Love me feed me never leave me - Garfield 00:06 What am I gonna do with you Love me feed me never leave me There's nothing wrong with Garfield He's just a happy fat lazy cat - Garfield 00:16 There's nothing wrong with Garfield He's just a... If I didn't have a box over my head I'd be humiliated - Garfield 00:09 If I didn't have a box over my head I'd be... You're on the wrong side of the street fat cat Beat it - Garfield 00:13 You're on the wrong side of the street fat cat Beat it She's so beautiful - Garfield 00:13 She's so beautiful Another day ruined - Garfield 00:16 Another day ruined Have you tasted yourself lately - Garfield 00:20 Have you tasted yourself lately Mouse No thanks I'm full - Garfield 00:12 Mouse No thanks I'm full Whoa You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog - Garfield 00:17 Whoa You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog Once again my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagne - Garfield 00:09 Once again my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagne Oh sleeping beauty wake up - Garfield 00:54 Oh sleeping beauty wake up Garfield - Garfield 00:13 Garfield Here's the drill Cats scratch like you've never scratched before - Garfield 00:25 Here's the drill Cats scratch like you've never... Are you all right - Garfield 00:19 Are you all right Hey Garfield Jon's taking Odie on his date with Liz and he's leaving you behind - Garfield 00:35 Hey Garfield Jon's taking Odie on his date with Liz and... Does anybody know this guy Bye bye Garfield is leaving the building - Garfield 00:07 Does anybody know this guy Bye bye Garfield is leaving the... Maybe next time little critters Good luck with the plague and rabies and everything - Garfield 00:09 Maybe next time little critters Good luck with the plague... McGillicuddy there's an animal felony happening right behind you - Garfield 00:08 McGillicuddy there's an animal felony happening right... Nice kitty Let's see what's on the news - Garfield 00:05 Nice kitty Let's see what's on the news Oh if it isn't Unhappy Chappy - Garfield 00:07 Oh if it isn't Unhappy Chappy Down dumb dog - Garfield 00:31 Down dumb dog And that's a sign that the tank is full - Garfield 00:06 And that's a sign that the tank is full I hate Mondays - Garfield 00:10 I hate Mondays Houston we have a problem - Garfield 00:28 Houston we have a problem Jon Odie's on TV and he's wearing lederhosen - Garfield 00:07 Jon Odie's on TV and he's wearing lederhosen So much time and so little I need to do - Garfield 00:11 So much time and so little I need to do Poor Odie - Garfield 00:16 Poor Odie Besides I've found if you wait for long enough everything comes to you - Garfield 00:09 Besides I've found if you wait for long enough... It's always got to be smashing and crashing - Garfield 00:19 It's always got to be smashing and crashing I know you don't hear me but can't you just listen - Garfield 00:09 I know you don't hear me but can't you just listen When he sees you he expects more from me Get that - Garfield 00:06 When he sees you he expects more from me Get that Part of me's always wondered what it'd be like to have a pet - Garfield 00:10 Part of me's always wondered what it'd be like to... This is a nightmare I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend - Garfield 00:11 This is a nightmare I just need a little quality time with... I'm in a new dog state of mind - Garfield 00:09 I'm in a new dog state of mind Oh taxi - Garfield 00:11 Oh taxi Why am I being surrounded here - Garfield 00:07 Why am I being surrounded here First Odie now Garfield I am the worst pet owner ever - Garfield 00:09 First Odie now Garfield I am the worst pet owner ever I don't do the chase thing - Garfield 00:06 I don't do the chase thing This rescue thing is exhausting When do heroes get to eat - Garfield 00:11 This rescue thing is exhausting When do heroes get to eat Beep beep Cat coming through Beep beep Going through the tunnel - Garfield 00:17 Beep beep Cat coming through Beep beep Going through the... See these are the kinds of seats you get when you book at the last minute - Garfield 00:07 See these are the kinds of seats you get when you book at... Odie would you mind sharing the remote please - Garfield 00:14 Odie would you mind sharing the remote please Strong finish little buddy - Garfield 00:08 Strong finish little buddy I got it It's just a train set only bigger - Garfield 00:07 I got it It's just a train set only bigger There's my ball - Garfield 00:05 There's my ball That was a cheap shot Hit a guy when he's not looking OK - Garfield 00:20 That was a cheap shot Hit a guy when he's not looking... I think I'm going to blow cat chow chunks - Garfield 00:08 I think I'm going to blow cat chow chunks Poor Odie That cat is such a pig Garfield's a pig - Garfield 00:13 Poor Odie That cat is such a pig Garfield's a pig I love the smell of cinnamon apple in the morning Smells like victory - Garfield 00:10 I love the smell of cinnamon apple in the morning Smells... Huh That's his last name Schnitzel - Garfield 00:10 Huh That's his last name Schnitzel I'm sorry Liz I'll call you later Garfield's being Garfield - Garfield 00:07 I'm sorry Liz I'll call you later Garfield's... Great Wish me luck with the nightmares - Garfield 00:05 Great Wish me luck with the nightmares On the other hand - Garfield 00:26 On the other hand You had me a chick magnet and now you got a tick magnet - Garfield 00:50 You had me a chick magnet and now you got a tick magnet Why Why has this happened I was the one - Garfield 00:16 Why Why has this happened I was the one You can't do this He's trying to tear us apart Don't you see - Garfield 00:28 You can't do this He's trying to tear us apart... Sure Jon I'll eat all your lasagne for you - Garfield 00:09 Sure Jon I'll eat all your lasagne for you What's going on - Garfield 00:43 What's going on Let me tell you something To you Odie might be just a dumb stupid smelly dog - Garfield 00:19 Let me tell you something To you Odie might be just a dumb... Yeah Just one big happy family - Garfield 00:25 Yeah Just one big happy family Come on buddy Jon - Garfield 00:10 Come on buddy Jon Pooky cover me I'm going in - Garfield 00:11 Pooky cover me I'm going in OK that's it You're gonna get it good today - Garfield 00:10 OK that's it You're gonna get it good today And here I am working with this sack of dander - Garfield 00:08 And here I am working with this sack of dander You care about him more than any owner I've known - Garfield 00:13 You care about him more than any owner I've known No please don't cry I know what it's like to be unloved - Garfield 00:12 No please don't cry I know what it's like to be... Jon it's not too late Quickly Turn around before he finds out where we live - Garfield 00:16 Jon it's not too late Quickly Turn around before he... Why don't you draw him a map - Garfield 00:06 Why don't you draw him a map But nothing I don't leave the cul de sac for anything - Garfield 00:07 But nothing I don't leave the cul de sac for anything Hey I ride shotgun - Garfield 00:11 Hey I ride shotgun Oh great dog cooties Somebody inoculate me please - Garfield 00:08 Oh great dog cooties Somebody inoculate me please I've been waiting years for this Would that be regular years or dog years - Garfield 00:07 I've been waiting years for this Would that be regular... Luca this is Odie Odie Luca Luca do me a favor and eat him would you please - Garfield 00:07 Luca this is Odie Odie Luca Luca do me a favor and eat him... Well probably had a sleepover at Luca's I think - Garfield 00:35 Well probably had a sleepover at Luca's I think Oh my poor nose - Garfield 00:04 Oh my poor nose Maybe I'll get a CAT scan - Garfield 00:10 Maybe I'll get a CAT scan And I'll purr I'll purr like a Ferrari Or make that a Jaguar - Garfield 00:11 And I'll purr I'll purr like a Ferrari Or make... You know what I'm gonna make it up to Odie tomorrow - Garfield 00:15 You know what I'm gonna make it up to Odie tomorrow I slept like a fat cat Hey tall dark and human what's for breakfast - Garfield 00:18 I slept like a fat cat Hey tall dark and human what's... Well maybe he's fetching the paper for the neighbors - Garfield 00:12 Well maybe he's fetching the paper for the neighbors If I could get my hands on a really talented dog - Garfield 00:09 If I could get my hands on a really talented dog I'd say the refrigerator is unguarded - Garfield 00:05 I'd say the refrigerator is unguarded You know Liz I have a confession - Garfield 00:09 You know Liz I have a confession So what's your confession admission declaration - Garfield 00:07 So what's your confession admission declaration How can this dog be such a problem when he's not even here anymore - Garfield 00:15 How can this dog be such a problem when he's not even... I believe you found my dog - Garfield 00:15 I believe you found my dog Jon you're denser than ever - Garfield 00:10 Jon you're denser than ever It looks smaller on the box You gotta go all the way up there - Garfield 00:12 It looks smaller on the box You gotta go all the way up... Pardon me That wasn't my stomach was it - Garfield 00:13 Pardon me That wasn't my stomach was it
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Cast

Jon - Breckin Meyer
Liz - Jennifer Love Hewitt
Happy Chapman - Stephen Tobolowsky
Garfield - Bill Murray
Wendell - Evan Arnold
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