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Gary Busey: Pet Judge

You're about to meet some people with some serious pet problems. Good thing there's an iron hand of pet justice to sort things straight.

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Next to murder, pet cases - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Next to murder, pet cases

You're about to meet
real people - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

You're about to meet real people

The participants are litigants with actual pet problems. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

The participants are litigants with actual pet problems.

Litigants and defendants know - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Litigants and defendants know

Luckily for all of us,
there is a man astride
a white horse - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Luckily for all of us, there is a man astride a white horse

He'll be hearing cases
presented by animal owners - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

He'll be hearing cases presented by animal owners

Luckily, there's one man - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Luckily, there's one man

Good thing there's an iron hand of pet justice out there - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Good thing there's an iron hand of pet justice out...

Both parties of the suit
have agreed to dismiss
their cases - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Both parties of the suit have agreed to dismiss their cases

He put the "kangaroo"
in "kangaroo court". - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

He put the "kangaroo" in "kangaroo court"...

The crimes are real,
the justice is real-er. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

The crimes are real, the justice is real-er.

They may think they're ready, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

They may think they're ready,

It's the honorable
Gary Busey, Pet Judge. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

It's the honorable Gary Busey, Pet Judge.

Get on your feet.
It's Gary Busey, Pet Judge! - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Get on your feet. It's Gary Busey, Pet Judge!

It'sGary Busey Pet Judge. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

It'sGary Busey Pet Judge.

SHADOE: He wants their cat
to have a Viking funeral. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

SHADOE: He wants their cat to have a Viking funeral.

ANNOUNCER: He claims his religious freedom to handle snakes - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

ANNOUNCER: He claims his religious freedom to handle snakes

HOST:
He claims his raccoon - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

HOST: He claims his raccoon

He claims his turtle - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

He claims his turtle

ANNOUNCER
She claims her neighbor's dog
defecates on her yard. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

ANNOUNCER She claims her neighbor's dog defecates on he...

She wants their cat buried in the family's pet mausoleum. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

She wants their cat buried in the family's pet...

She says that snakes
have no place in hotel. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

She says that snakes have no place in hotel.

She says her pet clairvoyance
is completely genuine. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

She says her pet clairvoyance is completely genuine.

She says walking a turtle - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

She says walking a turtle

All rise for the Honorable
Gary Busey presiding. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

All rise for the Honorable Gary Busey presiding.

Judge Gary will
transubstantiate a verdict. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Judge Gary will transubstantiate a verdict.

MIKE: All rise, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

MIKE: All rise,

All rise, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

All rise for the honorable
Judge Gary Busey presiding. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

All rise for the honorable Judge Gary Busey presiding.

The honorable
Judge Gary Busey presiding. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

The honorable Judge Gary Busey presiding.

You may be seated.
Thank you for standing. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

You may be seated. Thank you for standing.

I like to welcome
you all three
to the court room - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I like to welcome you all three to the court room

I'd like to hear from you - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I'd like to hear from you

I want to get to know
each one of you better, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I want to get to know each one of you better,

It's an honorarium
that we've been going through - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

It's an honorarium that we've been going through

Okay, we have - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

It's like good bread
on Sunday, it rises. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

It's like good bread on Sunday, it rises.

Uh, it would be
my pleasure, Judge Busey. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Uh, it would be my pleasure, Judge Busey.

-Thank you, Judge.
-I'm very open to that - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

-Thank you, Judge. -I'm very open to that

Jaclyn and I have had a cat
for a couple of years. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Jaclyn and I have had a cat for a couple of years.

So, let's start
with you, darling.
Did you happen to... - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

So, let's start with you, darling. Did you happen to...

Why don't you walk me through
this case as you know it. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Why don't you walk me through this case as you know it.

My hamster died,
that's how this story starts, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

My hamster died, that's how this story starts,

So, it's been a ritual - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

So, it's been a ritual

Well, uh, Gary Bu...
Your Honor. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Well, uh, Gary Bu... Your Honor.

And I would walk - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

And I would walk

So, my neighbors
allow their dogs to defecate - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

So, my neighbors allow their dogs to defecate

Had this, um, pet raccoon... - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Had this, um, pet raccoon...

I'll say it like this.
Your Holiness,
what happened here? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I'll say it like this. Your Holiness, what happened her...

Um... and I love him. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Um... and I love him.

-We do a lot of puns.
-And I am actually, sort of,
an involuntary Presbyterian. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

-We do a lot of puns. -And I am actually, sort of, an involu...

Well, about a year ago, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Well, about a year ago,

So, hired a dog walker - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

So, hired a dog walker

I've had
friendly conversations, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I've had friendly conversations,

Named Bandit and...
we had a real special bond - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Named Bandit and... we had a real special bond

And then, after,
I wanted to speak to him, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

And then, after, I wanted to speak to him,

What is a pun?
That's like a verbal pimple
on your face, isn't it? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

What is a pun? That's like a verbal pimple on your face...

I've put up signs,
I've done everything
in my power - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I've put up signs, I've done everything in my powe...

This year we decided
we were gonna go to Florida - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

This year we decided we were gonna go to Florida

And, uh,
the pet psychic told me - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

And, uh, the pet psychic told me

-JACLYN: Yeah.
-Right now, we're in
a situation with a cat, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

-JACLYN: Yeah. -Right now, we're in a situation with a ...

Is it... Have we
found any other - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Is it... Have we found any other

-You what?
-It had a chicken bone
in its mouth - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

-You what? -It had a chicken bone in its mouth

As we were checking in, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

As we were checking in,

And, um,
it's ruining my life. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

And, um, it's ruining my life.

I just want to find
a solution to this. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I just want to find a solution to this.

-Oh.
-...into specific things - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

-Oh. -...into specific things

And I went inside and I got
some whole wheat bread - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

And I went inside and I got some whole wheat bread

BILL: And we...
And we will
continue to be in love, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

BILL: And we... And we will continue to be in love,

You know, dogs,
sometimes they have their - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

You know, dogs, sometimes they have their

I have walked - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Is this random poops
or is it poop at that... - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Is this random poops or is it poop at that...

Though I am not
of Scandinavian descent, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Though I am not of Scandinavian descent,

And I was... taken aback - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

And I was... taken aback

Um, some of the defecation
is strategic, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Um, some of the defecation is strategic,

But anyway, back to what
I was talking about, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

But anyway, back to what I was talking about,

I have a... I was thinking
Viking funeral, Judge Busey. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I have a... I was thinking Viking funeral, Judge Busey.

Was the next reason
for me to live. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Was the next reason for me to live.

And from... I think,
from a ritualistic standpoint, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

And from... I think, from a ritualistic standpoint,

She said she was not gonna let
our snakes in her motel room. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

She said she was not gonna let our snakes in her motel room.

Uh... I tried a leash
around the neck - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Uh... I tried a leash around the neck

I feel a little embarrassed
saying this - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I feel a little embarrassed saying this

Okay. I didn't know
the last time I saw
a dog wearing underwear - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Okay. I didn't know the last time I saw a dog wearing u...

Yes, they are poisonous.
That is very Biblical, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Yes, they are poisonous. That is very Biblical,

I used to weigh 300 pounds - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I used to weigh 300 pounds

And the more I practice it, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

And the more I practice it,

He moves very slowly - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

He moves very slowly

Okay. You're upset about
the dog pooping everywhere. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Okay. You're upset about the dog pooping everywhere.

Well, the Bible was written
a long time ago. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Well, the Bible was written a long time ago.

Do you still manifest
what the Bible says - Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Do you still manifest what the Bible says

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You're about to meet some people with some serious pet problems. Good thing there's an iron hand of pet justice to sort things straight.

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

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Released: 25 May 2020

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