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Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I'd be very upsetif I learned that she had puther face on my tortoise

HAL: I'd be very upset
if I learned that she had put
her face on my tortoise

Full Transcript

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HAL: I'd be very upset if I learned
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that she had put her face on my tortoise.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:23
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

You're about to meet some people with some serious pet problems. Good thing there's an iron hand of pet justice to sort things straight.
S01 • E03 I didn't give him Han Solo and Carbonite - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
I didn't give him Han Solo and Carbonite
S01 • E05 And the sign that says, "No snakes allowed," - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
And the sign that says, "No snakes allowed,"
S01 • E02 Yeah, you take the dog out. The dog is on trial for his - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
Yeah, you take the dog out. The dog is on trial for his
S01 • E01 So, um, it's a family tradition. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
So, um, it's a family tradition.
S01 • E05 No dogs allowed, no locusts allowed, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
No dogs allowed, no locusts allowed,
S01 • E04 He told me that turtle likes nuzzling. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
He told me that turtle likes nuzzling.
S01 • E05 Whatever you don't want in there, in your hotel, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:07
Whatever you don't want in there, in your hotel,
S01 • E04 Like, you know, little face, like Eskimo kisses. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
Like, you know, little face, like Eskimo kisses.
S01 • E01 And, it's a museum, if you will, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
And, it's a museum, if you will,
S01 • E02 We just don't do that. That's not right. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
We just don't do that. That's not right.
S01 • E03 I'm the fulcrum - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
I'm the fulcrum
S01 • E04 And no I did... I'm not saying I did lick - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
And no I did... I'm not saying I did lick
S01 • E05 I understand, Your Honor, but I just want to point out - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
I understand, Your Honor, but I just want to point out
S01 • E02 Is it true that you left a bag of poop on the defendant's doorstep? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
Is it true that you left a bag of poop on the defendant'...
S01 • E02 Yes, Your Honor, I left a bag of poop on their front door once. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
Yes, Your Honor, I left a bag of poop on their front door on...
S01 • E05 And all those other pet owners stated ahead of time - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
And all those other pet owners stated ahead of time
S01 • E04 It sound like a great new movie, Turtle Licking Tonight, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
It sound like a great new movie, Turtle Licking Tonight,
S01 • E02 -Only once. -What was the consistency of the poop? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
-Only once. -What was the consistency of the poop?
S01 • E06 You eat tacos, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
You eat tacos,
S01 • E01 -You know, I feel that. -You feel it. That's good. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
-You know, I feel that. -You feel it. That's good.