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How? -ANNIE: Because
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Gary Busey: Pet Judge

How? Because there's actuallya big health issue I recently learned about, that you...

How?
-ANNIE: Because there's actually
a big health issue I recently learned about, that you can
contract salmonella from a tortoise

Full Transcript

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-How? -ANNIE: Because
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there's actually a big health issue
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I recently learned about,
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that you can contract salmonella
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from a tortoise.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:46
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

You're about to meet some people with some serious pet problems. Good thing there's an iron hand of pet justice to sort things straight.
S01 • E01 In fact, he's a valet - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
In fact, he's a valet
S01 • E05 When they get in the motel room, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
When they get in the motel room,
S01 • E03 I'm empathetic, I take that from my mother that way - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
I'm empathetic, I take that from my mother that way
S01 • E06 And, uh, looking back, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:09
And, uh, looking back,
S01 • E01 -We'll have to go there. -If you park your car - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
-We'll have to go there. -If you park your car
S01 • E05 But they take them out of the box - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
But they take them out of the box
S01 • E04 Oh, salmonella. You're not going to eat the turtle. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
Oh, salmonella. You're not going to eat the turtle.
S01 • E01 So, when you put your rump in the seat, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
So, when you put your rump in the seat,
S01 • E05 Yes. They said it was part of their religion, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
Yes. They said it was part of their religion,
S01 • E02 You don't carry dog's sperm, you don't have dog eggs. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
You don't carry dog's sperm, you don't have d...
S01 • E03 That's sounds very thoughtful, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
That's sounds very thoughtful,
S01 • E05 Your Honor, let me say that there was no sign - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:18
Your Honor, let me say that there was no sign
S01 • E02 I'm unable to have my own children, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:07
I'm unable to have my own children,
S01 • E06 Did you used to go jogging with your hamster - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
Did you used to go jogging with your hamster
S01 • E03 I asked him to make it in the most natural form - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
I asked him to make it in the most natural form
S01 • E02 -That's correct. -What was it like squirting that dog out? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
-That's correct. -What was it like squirting that dog o...
S01 • E01 Okay, I would like for Mousey Tongue - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:10
Okay, I would like for Mousey Tongue
S01 • E04 Licking the turtle shell gives you salmonella? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
Licking the turtle shell gives you salmonella?
S01 • E03 I would like for him to retaxidermy Bandit. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
I would like for him to retaxidermy Bandit.
S01 • E04 So, with all due respect, Your Honor, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
So, with all due respect, Your Honor,