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I wanted to keep Bandit
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Gary Busey: Pet Judge

I wanted to keep Bandit for the restof my natural born days

I wanted to keep Bandit for the rest
of my natural born days

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I wanted to keep Bandit
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for the rest of my natural born days.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:26
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

You're about to meet some people with some serious pet problems. Good thing there's an iron hand of pet justice to sort things straight.
S01 • E06 They want to be heard, and I'm here to hear them, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:09
They want to be heard, and I'm here to hear them,
S01 • E04 Never. I am perusing my mind, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
Never. I am perusing my mind,
S01 • E03 I wanted him to be with me, so I took him to a taxidermist - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:12
I wanted him to be with me, so I took him to a taxidermist
S01 • E02 Habit when they go to the bathroom? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
Habit when they go to the bathroom?
S01 • E05 Well, they're not poisonous. They just squeeze you to death. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
Well, they're not poisonous. They just squeeze you to d...
S01 • E02 Absolutely. You mentioned the strategic nature - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:12
Absolutely. You mentioned the strategic nature
S01 • E06 It's not every day that a pet tells me - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:11
It's not every day that a pet tells me
S01 • E01 Have you looked into the FDA - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:09
Have you looked into the FDA
S01 • E05 But when they squeeze you to death, they're... - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
But when they squeeze you to death, they're...
S01 • E05 They're exhibiting a poison they have in their power. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
They're exhibiting a poison they have in their power.
S01 • E01 Well, we got the okay from Carl, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
Well, we got the okay from Carl,
S01 • E05 Yes, Your Honor, that's true. But if you follow the Lord, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
Yes, Your Honor, that's true. But if you follow the Lor...
S01 • E03 -Gary, Your Honor, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
-Gary, Your Honor,
S01 • E05 They may squeeze you out of affection and hug you, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
They may squeeze you out of affection and hug you,
S01 • E02 Now, occasionally, we do let him run - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
Now, occasionally, we do let him run
S01 • E05 If you stop breathing and throw up - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:07
If you stop breathing and throw up
S01 • E03 From the waist up, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
From the waist up,
S01 • E04 I thought, "Why can't I be Hal Linden?" - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
I thought, "Why can't I be Hal Linden?"
S01 • E01 You know, I certainly wouldn't say that to his face, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
You know, I certainly wouldn't say that to his face,
S01 • E02 He usually defecates by the rose bushes - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
He usually defecates by the rose bushes