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Oh, salmonella. You're not going to eat the turtle
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Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Oh, salmonella. You're notgoing to eat the turtle

Oh, salmonella. You're not
going to eat the turtle

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Oh, salmonella. You're not going to eat the turtle.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:00
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

You're about to meet some people with some serious pet problems. Good thing there's an iron hand of pet justice to sort things straight.
S01 • E01 So, when you put your rump in the seat, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
So, when you put your rump in the seat,
S01 • E05 Yes. They said it was part of their religion, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
Yes. They said it was part of their religion,
S01 • E02 You don't carry dog's sperm, you don't have dog eggs. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
You don't carry dog's sperm, you don't have d...
S01 • E03 That's sounds very thoughtful, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
That's sounds very thoughtful,
S01 • E05 Your Honor, let me say that there was no sign - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:18
Your Honor, let me say that there was no sign
S01 • E02 I'm unable to have my own children, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:07
I'm unable to have my own children,
S01 • E06 Did you used to go jogging with your hamster - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
Did you used to go jogging with your hamster
S01 • E03 I asked him to make it in the most natural form - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
I asked him to make it in the most natural form
S01 • E02 -That's correct. -What was it like squirting that dog out? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
-That's correct. -What was it like squirting that dog o...
S01 • E01 Okay, I would like for Mousey Tongue - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:10
Okay, I would like for Mousey Tongue
S01 • E04 Licking the turtle shell gives you salmonella? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
Licking the turtle shell gives you salmonella?
S01 • E03 I would like for him to retaxidermy Bandit. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
I would like for him to retaxidermy Bandit.
S01 • E04 So, with all due respect, Your Honor, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
So, with all due respect, Your Honor,
S01 • E04 HAL: I'd be very upset if I learned - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
HAL: I'd be very upset if I learned
S01 • E06 Okay. We have personal feelings coming to surface now. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
Okay. We have personal feelings coming to surface now.
S01 • E03 I didn't give him Han Solo and Carbonite - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
I didn't give him Han Solo and Carbonite
S01 • E05 And the sign that says, "No snakes allowed," - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
And the sign that says, "No snakes allowed,"
S01 • E02 Yeah, you take the dog out. The dog is on trial for his - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
Yeah, you take the dog out. The dog is on trial for his
S01 • E01 So, um, it's a family tradition. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
So, um, it's a family tradition.
S01 • E04 He told me that turtle likes nuzzling. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
He told me that turtle likes nuzzling.