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Your Honor, let me say that there was no sign
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Gary Busey: Pet Judge

Your Honor, let me saythat there was no sign that said, "No dogs allowed," there was no...

Your Honor, let me say
that there was no sign that said, "No dogs allowed," there was no sign that said,
"No cats allowed," and there was no sign that said,"No snakes allowed." We should be afforded
the same rights as a dog owner if we want to bring
our snakes in as a dog owner
brings their dog

Full Transcript

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Your Honor, let me say that there was no sign
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that said, "No dogs allowed,"
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there was no sign that said, "No cats allowed,"
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and there was no sign that said,"No snakes allowed."
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We should be afforded the same rights as a dog owner
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if we want to bring our snakes in
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as a dog owner brings their dog.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:07
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

You're about to meet some people with some serious pet problems. Good thing there's an iron hand of pet justice to sort things straight.
S01 • E06 Did you used to go jogging with your hamster - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
Did you used to go jogging with your hamster
S01 • E03 I asked him to make it in the most natural form - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
I asked him to make it in the most natural form
S01 • E02 -That's correct. -What was it like squirting that dog out? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
-That's correct. -What was it like squirting that dog o...
S01 • E01 Okay, I would like for Mousey Tongue - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:10
Okay, I would like for Mousey Tongue
S01 • E04 Licking the turtle shell gives you salmonella? - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
Licking the turtle shell gives you salmonella?
S01 • E03 I would like for him to retaxidermy Bandit. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
I would like for him to retaxidermy Bandit.
S01 • E04 So, with all due respect, Your Honor, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
So, with all due respect, Your Honor,
S01 • E04 HAL: I'd be very upset if I learned - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
HAL: I'd be very upset if I learned
S01 • E06 Okay. We have personal feelings coming to surface now. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
Okay. We have personal feelings coming to surface now.
S01 • E03 I didn't give him Han Solo and Carbonite - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:06
I didn't give him Han Solo and Carbonite
S01 • E05 And the sign that says, "No snakes allowed," - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
And the sign that says, "No snakes allowed,"
S01 • E02 Yeah, you take the dog out. The dog is on trial for his - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:08
Yeah, you take the dog out. The dog is on trial for his
S01 • E01 So, um, it's a family tradition. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
So, um, it's a family tradition.
S01 • E05 No dogs allowed, no locusts allowed, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
No dogs allowed, no locusts allowed,
S01 • E04 He told me that turtle likes nuzzling. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
He told me that turtle likes nuzzling.
S01 • E05 Whatever you don't want in there, in your hotel, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:07
Whatever you don't want in there, in your hotel,
S01 • E04 Like, you know, little face, like Eskimo kisses. - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:04
Like, you know, little face, like Eskimo kisses.
S01 • E01 And, it's a museum, if you will, - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
And, it's a museum, if you will,
S01 • E04 And no I did... I'm not saying I did lick - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
And no I did... I'm not saying I did lick
S01 • E03 I'm the fulcrum - Gary Busey: Pet Judge 00:05
I'm the fulcrum