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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Also, Mr. Gazzo from "Rocky 1,"the loan shark, he offers better termsthan the "Shark Tank"...

Also, Mr. Gazzo from "Rocky 1,"
the loan shark, he offers better terms
than the "Shark Tank" sharks

Full Transcript

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Also, Mr. Gazzo from "Rocky 1," the loan shark,
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he offers better terms than the "Shark Tank" sharks.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:26
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
-(applause) -Do not go on "Shark Tank." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
-(applause) -Do not go on "Shark Tank."
-"Guillotine." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
-"Guillotine." -(laughter)
-And we-- -(cheering) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-And we-- -(cheering)
-That's not enough. Bring the blade up." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
-That's not enough. Bring the blade up." -(laughte...
Okay. Alright. No blade." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Okay. Alright. No blade."
Even in my business, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
Even in my business,
He's in the same business, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
He's in the same business,
And now let's say he's a, he's a better comedian, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And now let's say he's a, he's a better comed...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Is he $999,911,000 better than me? - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Is he $999,911,000 better than me?
(applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
He owns a building in Manhattan - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
He owns a building in Manhattan
Okay? My wife and I, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Okay? My wife and I,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
You're so generous. You are all picturing - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
You're so generous. You are all picturing
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter, applause)
My wife and I had to have an apartment-wide meeting... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
My wife and I had to have an apartment-wide meeting...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)