And I made a vow that day.I say, "From here on out, it will not beone of my plastic...
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And I made a vow that day.
I say, "From here on out, it will not be
one of my plastic straws." And people, when I told them
I'm off plastic straws, they go, "What do you do
about smoothies?" (laughter) And I said, "Well, I-I put
a moratorium on smoothies until I--
until I could figure it out." And what I figured out
was that this, this stainless steel straw
is the answer
I say, "From here on out, it will not be
one of my plastic straws." And people, when I told them
I'm off plastic straws, they go, "What do you do
about smoothies?" (laughter) And I said, "Well, I-I put
a moratorium on smoothies until I--
until I could figure it out." And what I figured out
was that this, this stainless steel straw
is the answer
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And I made a vow that day.
I say, "From here on out,
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it will not be
one of my plastic straws."
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And people, when I told them
I'm off plastic straws, they go,
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"What do you do
about smoothies?"
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(laughter)
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And I said, "Well, I-I put
a moratorium on smoothies
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until I--
until I could figure it out."
00:00:20.854 --> 00:00:23.189
And what I figured out
was that this,
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this stainless steel straw
is the answer.
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Movie Summary
Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
