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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

And then in 1978, they raised it to $500 because of a new tax policy in...

And then in 1978, they raised it to $500 because of a new tax policy in Massachusetts,
where I grew up

Full Transcript

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And then in 1978,
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they raised it to $500
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because of a new tax policy
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in Massachusetts, where I grew up.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:04
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half."
It sounded like a tax policy - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
It sounded like a tax policy
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(laughter)
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame....
Now, there are zero Jewish players - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
Now, there are zero Jewish players
-the Messiah." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
-the Messiah." -(laughter)
"are more likely to walk on water - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
"are more likely to walk on water
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus."
(quiet laugh) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
(quiet laugh)
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people
Some people get money, and all of a sudden, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Some people get money, and all of a sudden,
But, for most of us, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
But, for most of us,
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food jobs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food job...
People who have waited tables and bartended - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
People who have waited tables and bartended
And, and we go into fast food restaurants, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
And, and we go into fast food restaurants,
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness
Your Chipotles, your Subways, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Your Chipotles, your Subways,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(laughter)
The people in front of you at Chipotle, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
The people in front of you at Chipotle,