To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
And so why am I bitter? Because I can't imagine
Please log in to add to collections.
Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

And so why am I bitter?Because I can't imagine that the Seinfelds haveto rank their...

And so why am I bitter?
Because I can't imagine that the Seinfelds have
to rank their appliances

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.335
And so why am I bitter? Because I can't imagine
00:00:03.377 --> 00:00:06.839
that the Seinfelds have to rank their appliances.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:19
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
Phil Gulman was what we call a mensch. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
Phil Gulman was what we call a mensch.
He was a kind, thoughtful, generous man. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
He was a kind, thoughtful, generous man.
A complete failure in terms of capitalism. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
A complete failure in terms of capitalism.
-(laughter) -He never made a great living, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
-(laughter) -He never made a great living,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
I got his copy of "Gone Girl." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
I got his copy of "Gone Girl."
He would say, "If there's something you really want, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
He would say, "If there's something you really wan...
-Don't steal. Don't go to Uncle Norman." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-Don't steal. Don't go to Uncle Norman." -(la...
I remember for my 11th birthday, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
I remember for my 11th birthday,
But, unfortunately, and nobody could have foreseen this, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
But, unfortunately, and nobody could have foreseen this,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
I wanted to play-- I wanted to keep playing hockey. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
I wanted to play-- I wanted to keep playing hockey.
But hockey, the price for a season of playing hockey - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
But hockey, the price for a season of playing hockey
And then in 1978, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
And then in 1978,
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half."
It sounded like a tax policy - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
It sounded like a tax policy
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(laughter)
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame....