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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

(applause)-Do not go on "Shark Tank." I wanna start a showto counter-program against...

(applause)
-Do not go on "Shark Tank." I wanna start a show
to counter-program against "Shark Tank,"
and I would call it

Full Transcript

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-(applause) -Do not go on "Shark Tank."
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I wanna start a show to counter-program
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against "Shark Tank," and I would call it...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:34
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
-"Guillotine." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
-"Guillotine." -(laughter)
-And we-- -(cheering) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-And we-- -(cheering)
-That's not enough. Bring the blade up." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
-That's not enough. Bring the blade up." -(laughte...
Okay. Alright. No blade." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Okay. Alright. No blade."
Even in my business, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
Even in my business,
He's in the same business, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
He's in the same business,
And now let's say he's a, he's a better comedian, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And now let's say he's a, he's a better comed...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
Is he $999,911,000 better than me? - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Is he $999,911,000 better than me?
(applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(applause)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
He owns a building in Manhattan - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
He owns a building in Manhattan
Okay? My wife and I, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
Okay? My wife and I,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
You're so generous. You are all picturing - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
You're so generous. You are all picturing
(laughter, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter, applause)
My wife and I had to have an apartment-wide meeting... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
My wife and I had to have an apartment-wide meeting...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
(laughter)