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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"are more likelyto walk on water "than you are to skate on it, -holding the Stanley...

"are more likely
to walk on water "than you are to skate on it, -holding the Stanley Cup?"
-(laughter) "But if you really wanna play,
we'll find the money

Full Transcript

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"are more likely to walk on water
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"than you are to skate on it,
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-holding the Stanley Cup?" -(laughter)
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"But if you really wanna play, we'll find the money.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:48
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus."
(quiet laugh) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
(quiet laugh)
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people
Some people get money, and all of a sudden, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Some people get money, and all of a sudden,
But, for most of us, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
But, for most of us,
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food jobs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food job...
People who have waited tables and bartended - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
People who have waited tables and bartended
And, and we go into fast food restaurants, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
And, and we go into fast food restaurants,
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
I think one of the best examples of the rudeness
Your Chipotles, your Subways, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Your Chipotles, your Subways,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(laughter)
The people in front of you at Chipotle, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
The people in front of you at Chipotle,
-Or their bowl. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-Or their bowl. -(laughter)
(mouthing) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
(mouthing)
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:22
"I was at Gary Gulman's early show
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
"in favor of the bowl for dietary, religious,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointing is, is bad, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You're like, "What, they point?" Nah, pointin...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)