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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

But make sure to jam your fingerinto the sneeze guard so I have something to Windexat the...

But make sure to jam your finger
into the sneeze guard so I have something to Windex
at the end of my shift

Full Transcript

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But make sure to jam your finger into the sneeze guard
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so I have something to Windex at the end of my shift.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:54
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
How can you be that mean to people? - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
How can you be that mean to people?
Just that... dismissive of people - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
Just that... dismissive of people
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
I have a history with dentists in that, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
I have a history with dentists in that,
But poor people, my mother specifically, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:26
But poor people, my mother specifically,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:18
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:32
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
You don't have insurance. You have a free cleaning, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
You don't have insurance. You have a free cleaning,
-It's like the cheap grapes at the front of the grocery store. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
-It's like the cheap grapes at the front of the grocery...
So, no, you don't have, you don't have insurance." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
So, no, you don't have, you don't have insurance.&...
Dr. Dre takes my insurance. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
Dr. Dre takes my insurance.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
They take my insurance in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
They take my insurance in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
It's unfathomable. A heart surgeon - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
It's unfathomable. A heart surgeon
-A... dentist -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
-A... dentist -(laughter)