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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"Do you wanna spread itall the way to the edge for this next batch?"And he said, "Do you...

"Do you wanna spread it
all the way to the edge for this next batch?"
And he said, "Do you want these kids to ever stop sucking
at the government teat?" (laughter) "That bitter crust
will remind them of what their futures
are going to look like." (laughter) "Frosting all the way
to the edge?

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"Do you wanna spread it all the way to the edge
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for this next batch?" And he said,
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"Do you want these kids
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to ever stop sucking at the government teat?"
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(laughter)
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"That bitter crust will remind them
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of what their futures are going to look like."
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(laughter)
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"Frosting all the way to the edge?
Duration
21 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:49
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.