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Don't steal. Don't go to Uncle Norman.
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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Don't steal.Don't go to Uncle Norman."-(laughter) "Come to me.I'll try to find the money."...

Don't steal.
Don't go to Uncle Norman."
-(laughter) "Come to me.
I'll try to find the money." And then sometimes, he would
come through with the money

Full Transcript

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-Don't steal. Don't go to Uncle Norman." -(laughter)
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"Come to me. I'll try to find the money."
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And then sometimes, he would come through with the money.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:17
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
I remember for my 11th birthday, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
I remember for my 11th birthday,
But, unfortunately, and nobody could have foreseen this, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
But, unfortunately, and nobody could have foreseen this,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
I wanted to play-- I wanted to keep playing hockey. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
I wanted to play-- I wanted to keep playing hockey.
But hockey, the price for a season of playing hockey - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
But hockey, the price for a season of playing hockey
And then in 1978, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
And then in 1978,
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half."
It sounded like a tax policy - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
It sounded like a tax policy
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(laughter)
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame....
Now, there are zero Jewish players - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
Now, there are zero Jewish players
-the Messiah." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
-the Messiah." -(laughter)
"are more likely to walk on water - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
"are more likely to walk on water
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus."
(quiet laugh) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
(quiet laugh)
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people
Some people get money, and all of a sudden, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Some people get money, and all of a sudden,
But, for most of us, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
But, for most of us,
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food jobs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food job...