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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

Even since I was a kid, they keep makingthis same argument, and it, and it goesusually...

Even since I was a kid, they keep making
this same argument, and it, and it goes
usually like this

Full Transcript

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Even since I was a kid,
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they keep making this same argument,
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and it, and it goes usually like this.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:37
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
"We wanna strangle the welfare programs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:33
"We wanna strangle the welfare programs
Th-The one thing I will say about poor kids for us is that - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
Th-The one thing I will say about poor kids for us is that
The-The rich kids have no idea how much we know - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
The-The rich kids have no idea how much we know
Like, at 7 years old, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
Like, at 7 years old,
Because every April, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
Because every April,
And they would, they would say, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
And they would, they would say,
I knew it wasn't "lean" on our house. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
I knew it wasn't "lean" on our house.
So, I just, I understood these things at a level - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
So, I just, I understood these things at a level
So that when I heard this argument, "Welfare doesn't work. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
So that when I heard this argument, "Welfare doesn'...
They become dependent for generation after generation," - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
They become dependent for generation after generation,"
(applause fades) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(applause fades)
-(laughter) -And-And I would've said, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
-(laughter) -And-And I would've said,
-Thank you." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-Thank you." -(laughter)
"I, I have to admit, I was being a little bit cynical. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
"I, I have to admit, I was being a little bit cynical.
I, I thought you just didn't wanna pay any taxes." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
I, I thought you just didn't wanna pay any taxes."
You're just gonna leave it in a trust fund to your children." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
You're just gonna leave it in a trust fund to your chil...
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:33
(laughter)
Do you know how long the average family stays on welfare? - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Do you know how long the average family stays on welfare?
My family, we were off welfare, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
My family, we were off welfare,
A pittance of an investment in the Gulman boys. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
A pittance of an investment in the Gulman boys.