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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I got his copy of "Gone Girl." (laughter) But the values.I remember-- This is why we...

I got his copy of "Gone Girl." (laughter) But the values.
I remember-- This is why we didn't feel poor.
Because he had this policy

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I got his copy of "Gone Girl."
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(laughter)
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But the values. I remember--
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This is why we didn't feel poor. Because he had this policy.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:01
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
He would say, "If there's something you really want, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
He would say, "If there's something you really wan...
-Don't steal. Don't go to Uncle Norman." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-Don't steal. Don't go to Uncle Norman." -(la...
I remember for my 11th birthday, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
I remember for my 11th birthday,
But, unfortunately, and nobody could have foreseen this, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
But, unfortunately, and nobody could have foreseen this,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
I wanted to play-- I wanted to keep playing hockey. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
I wanted to play-- I wanted to keep playing hockey.
But hockey, the price for a season of playing hockey - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
But hockey, the price for a season of playing hockey
And then in 1978, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
And then in 1978,
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half."
It sounded like a tax policy - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
It sounded like a tax policy
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(laughter)
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame....
Now, there are zero Jewish players - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
Now, there are zero Jewish players
-the Messiah." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
-the Messiah." -(laughter)
"are more likely to walk on water - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
"are more likely to walk on water
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus."
(quiet laugh) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
(quiet laugh)
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people
Some people get money, and all of a sudden, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Some people get money, and all of a sudden,