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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I remember formy 11th birthday, he got me all the booksfor "Dungeons and Dragons" and the...

I remember for
my 11th birthday, he got me all the books
for "Dungeons and Dragons" and the expert playing set, which came with, like,
nine different types of dice

Full Transcript

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I remember for my 11th birthday,
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he got me all the books for "Dungeons and Dragons"
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and the expert playing set,
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which came with, like, nine different types of dice.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:26
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
But, unfortunately, and nobody could have foreseen this, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
But, unfortunately, and nobody could have foreseen this,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
I wanted to play-- I wanted to keep playing hockey. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
I wanted to play-- I wanted to keep playing hockey.
But hockey, the price for a season of playing hockey - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
But hockey, the price for a season of playing hockey
And then in 1978, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
And then in 1978,
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
It was called "Prop two-and-a-half."
It sounded like a tax policy - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
It sounded like a tax policy
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(laughter)
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:19
We will count the Jewish players in the Hockey Hall of Fame....
Now, there are zero Jewish players - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
Now, there are zero Jewish players
-the Messiah." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
-the Messiah." -(laughter)
"are more likely to walk on water - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
"are more likely to walk on water
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Yeah, we'll find the money, Jesus."
(quiet laugh) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
(quiet laugh)
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
I think empathy is, is one of the most valuable things
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
It's just-- It's almost automatic for poor people
Some people get money, and all of a sudden, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Some people get money, and all of a sudden,
But, for most of us, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
But, for most of us,
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food jobs - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
You'll notice that people who have worked fast food job...
People who have waited tables and bartended - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
People who have waited tables and bartended