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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I used to watchthe NFL every Sunday from between four -and 14 hours and...-(laughter) And...

I used to watch
the NFL every Sunday from between four -and 14 hours and...
-(laughter) And then, they banned Colin Kaepernick from making a very reasonable
protest by taking a knee

Full Transcript

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I used to watch the NFL every Sunday
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from between four
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-and 14 hours and... -(laughter)
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And then,
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they banned Colin Kaepernick
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from making a very reasonable protest by taking a knee.
Duration
17 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:10
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter)
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part of that." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:23
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part...
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been
-(laughter) -...plastic straws. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-(laughter) -...plastic straws.
And I made a vow that day. I say, "From here on out, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:28
And I made a vow that day. I say, "From here on out,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
For $14.99, I got four of these, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
For $14.99, I got four of these,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
(applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(applause)
And what they did was they took the points, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
And what they did was they took the points,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter)
Certain things, they hit you so hard, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Certain things, they hit you so hard,
Like, because of my empathy, I can't watch... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Like, because of my empathy, I can't watch...
-close-up magic anymore. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-close-up magic anymore. -(laughter)
Okay, I have been a fan of magic as long as I've been... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Okay, I have been a fan of magic as long as I've been.....
Coherent, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Coherent,
Like a lotta kids, I had tricks, and I had a magic set, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
Like a lotta kids, I had tricks, and I had a magic set,
And then one Passover, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:16
And then one Passover,