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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"I wanted, I wantedthe Corn Flakes."-(laughter) "I, I use itin my chicken recipe."...

"I wanted, I wanted
the Corn Flakes."
-(laughter) "I, I use it
in my chicken recipe." (laughter) "My, my chicken recipe calls for "a variety pack-size of

Full Transcript

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-"I wanted, I wanted the Corn Flakes." -(laughter)
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"I, I use it in my chicken recipe."
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(laughter)
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"My, my chicken recipe calls for
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"a variety pack-size of...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:52
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
Was just a complete F-you - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Was just a complete F-you
-I knew they came in packs of two. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
-I knew they came in packs of two. -(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:12
(laughter)
"Do you wanna spread it all the way to the edge - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:21
"Do you wanna spread it all the way to the edge
Why don't we put frosting on both sides while we're at it?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:15
Why don't we put frosting on both sides while we'r...
Everything about the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
Everything about the Pop-Tart
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
(laughter, clapping) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter, clapping)
"Wait a minute. This..." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
"Wait a minute. This..."
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
It said tart, but it looked nothing like a Pop-Tart. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
It said tart, but it looked nothing like a Pop-Tart.
The, the real tart has nothing in common with the Pop-Tart. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
The, the real tart has nothing in common with the Pop-Tart.
Th-The real tart, first of all, it's three-dimensional. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Th-The real tart, first of all, it's three-dimensional.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
(laughter)
You, you would have to be living in Flatland - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
You, you would have to be living in Flatland
Apples, pears, raspberries, blueberries in it. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Apples, pears, raspberries, blueberries in it.
Whereas the Pop-Tart - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:14
Whereas the Pop-Tart
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)