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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I would go over to your huddle,stick my beak in, and say, "I'd bring in someonewho can...

I would go over to your huddle,
stick my beak in, and say, "I'd bring in someone
who can guard me." (laughter) (applause) And sometimes, the referee
would come over and say, "Son, you pull that again,
I'm gonna tee you up." And I would say, "Pull what?
Offer sage defensive counsel?" (laughter, applause)

Full Transcript

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I would go over to your huddle, stick my beak in,
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and say, "I'd bring in someone who can guard me."
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(laughter)
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(applause)
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And sometimes, the referee would come over and say,
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"Son, you pull that again, I'm gonna tee you up."
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And I would say, "Pull what? Offer sage defensive counsel?"
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(laughter, applause)
Duration
23 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:16
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
Sometimes, I'd go to the free throw line, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:40
Sometimes, I'd go to the free throw line,
-(laughter) -...and following through. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-(laughter) -...and following through.
-I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter)
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the net. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the ne...
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss.
It has to be esthetically pleasing - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
It has to be esthetically pleasing
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g," - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g,"
(laughter continues) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter continues)
If I pulled your card out of citrus fruit - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
If I pulled your card out of citrus fruit
(laugher, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laugher, applause)
Now, you're wondering - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Now, you're wondering
He said, "Is this your card?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
He said, "Is this your card?"
I, I wanted to say, "Not only is that my card, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
I, I wanted to say, "Not only is that my card,
"a perfect athlete, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
"a perfect athlete,
I am blown away." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
I am blown away."
How lonely your childhood was." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
How lonely your childhood was."
The isolation must have been excruciating. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
The isolation must have been excruciating.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(laughter)
So, I'm, I'm gonna start this special, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
So, I'm, I'm gonna start this special,
So you don't even hear the-the, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
So you don't even hear the-the,