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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

"If they hadtheir shit together, they'd be in a private jetright now." (laughter,...

"If they had
their shit together, they'd be in a private jet
right now." (laughter, applause) "They all have bosses.
They all have bosses

Full Transcript

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"If they had their shit together,
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they'd be in a private jet right now."
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(laughter, applause)
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"They all have bosses. They all have bosses.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:58
Uploaded
Apr 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
"Don't be dazzled by their Tommy Bahama polo shirts. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
"Don't be dazzled by their Tommy Bahama polo shirt...
-These are not people to be impressed with." -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:18
-These are not people to be impressed with." -(laughter...
I'm always boycotting things - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
I'm always boycotting things
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter)
Just so we're all on the same page, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Just so we're all on the same page,
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not going to-- - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not goin...
-I cannot... -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-I cannot... -(laughter)
I used to watch the NFL every Sunday - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
I used to watch the NFL every Sunday
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter)
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part of that." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:23
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part...
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been
-(laughter) -...plastic straws. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-(laughter) -...plastic straws.
And I made a vow that day. I say, "From here on out, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:28
And I made a vow that day. I say, "From here on out,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
For $14.99, I got four of these, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
For $14.99, I got four of these,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
(applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(applause)
And what they did was they took the points, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
And what they did was they took the points,