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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I'm always boycotting things because I feel badfor enjoying things because of what they...

I'm always boycotting things because I feel bad
for enjoying things because of what they represent

Full Transcript

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I'm always boycotting things
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because I feel bad for enjoying things
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because of what they represent.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:29
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter)
Just so we're all on the same page, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Just so we're all on the same page,
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not going to-- - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
-(laughter) -They chose a side, and I, and I'm not goin...
-I cannot... -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-I cannot... -(laughter)
I used to watch the NFL every Sunday - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
I used to watch the NFL every Sunday
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:17
-It's already been given a date. -(laughter)
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part of that." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:23
But then, I said, "I can't. I can't be a part...
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
And I thought, "Oh, that could have been
-(laughter) -...plastic straws. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
-(laughter) -...plastic straws.
And I made a vow that day. I say, "From here on out, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:28
And I made a vow that day. I say, "From here on out,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
(laughter)
For $14.99, I got four of these, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:20
For $14.99, I got four of these,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter)
(applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:11
(applause)
And what they did was they took the points, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
And what they did was they took the points,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
(laughter)
Certain things, they hit you so hard, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
Certain things, they hit you so hard,
Like, because of my empathy, I can't watch... - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Like, because of my empathy, I can't watch...