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I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter)
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Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base

I'm not gonna miss.-(laughter) You know what I consider a miss?

I'm not gonna miss.
-(laughter) You know what I consider a miss?

Full Transcript

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-I'm not gonna miss. -(laughter)
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You know what I consider a miss?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:23
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Team Coco

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Movie Summary

Comedian Gary Gulman reflects on his childhood and life's many injustices with his signature witty, literate humor.
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the net. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:05
If it hits any part of the rim before falling through the ne...
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
-(laughter, applause) -That's my miss.
It has to be esthetically pleasing - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
It has to be esthetically pleasing
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g," - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
If it hits, if it goes "g-g-g-g-g,"
(laughter continues) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
(laughter continues)
If I pulled your card out of citrus fruit - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
If I pulled your card out of citrus fruit
(laugher, applause) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laugher, applause)
Now, you're wondering - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
Now, you're wondering
He said, "Is this your card?" - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
He said, "Is this your card?"
I, I wanted to say, "Not only is that my card, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:09
I, I wanted to say, "Not only is that my card,
"a perfect athlete, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:07
"a perfect athlete,
I am blown away." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
I am blown away."
How lonely your childhood was." - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
How lonely your childhood was."
The isolation must have been excruciating. - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:06
The isolation must have been excruciating.
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:27
(laughter)
So, I'm, I'm gonna start this special, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:13
So, I'm, I'm gonna start this special,
So you don't even hear the-the, - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:08
So you don't even hear the-the,
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:10
(laughter)
(laughter) - Gary Gulman: Born on 3rd Base 00:30
(laughter)